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Give them credit if you like. Only caught the second half but they were completely outplayed as one would probably expect. But the commentators just about greeting into their microphones because Holland "didn't deserve to win" just because NI were resolute for 75 minutes were embarrassing and factually incorrect.

Main and Wilson being shite is a separate issue. Shankland isn't the answer. And I say that fully aware that there's a likelihood that he's developed somewhat since leaving us. Shankland was not and is still not good enough for us. Getting a borderline offside goal against San Marino is the worst Scottish national side era of all time changes nothing.

Bring Derek home.

The one who liked it is correct.

Go and see Joker. Outstanding performance from Joaquin Phoenix.

Not convinced this is the case. We seem to forget that they get the giros of 50,000 unwashed 18 times a season.

I feel this stick is (or should be) aimed more at McInnes for making him the captain. I doubt many (if any) believe that Joe's personality rather than the position he plays in prevents him from being the ideal captain.

I'm literally in between. I neither love nor hate him.

Exactly why I switch off whenever The Hat is mentioned and why I rarely repeat anything I see or hear from there.

My condolences, min, MBT.

After that? Yes they fucking are.

McLennan and Campbell were especially hopeless on Wednesday. Very timid. McLennan especially. I took a lot of stick on The Hat for this point of view and I'm not saying they won't come good but with every passing day I lose hope!

No but McInnes has the players so mentally fragile that they fucked it badly. Although to be fair there were Hearts fans waving scarves at them behind the goal. I hoped the days of that sort of thing were done after a wayward pie thrown by Dundee United fans at Tynecastle left Clangers completely unable to play against Dundee United ever again.

McInnes oot.

Same on Twitter. I was debating with some happy clapping Derek McInnes brown-nosers last night. I referred to Hearts as "the worst Hearts team in two decades". I was quickly reminded that they were in the Championship not so long ago which is correct, aye, but I'd fucking bet that they're every bit as bad right now if not worse. "All of Scottish football is shite, not just us" "We're still 3rd. Why do our fans have such a sense of entitlement?" "Not the worst Hearts team in two decades" "Why should we expect to win every game?" Fucking second worse Hearts team in two decades then. Doesn't wash for me. The technical side of our game is one thing but it's separate to the very real recent issue of mental weakness, being beaten before we take to the park and giving undeserving sides far too much respect (Rijeka, for example). We very rarely turn up in the big games. I've said it a million times. I don't expect to win every game but I do expect the team to play with heart and to have a proper fucking go. That hasn't happened very often recently and it's the manager's fault. It certainly appears that Rocket was on to something when he said that McInnes appears to not want to be here. Then fuck off eh.

Deserved fuck all. Mentally weak. Clear as day from those penalties we took in the shootout. McInnes oot.

Absolutely gutted to be attending this.

I'd definitely sack the cunt that speculated about one of our players (can't fucking remember who) had a broken leg a week or two back only for him to be back in contention at the weekend.

Provost Barney a shoe-in for the "Unsung hero" award.

Nae sure if that's true but but I suspect not. Why would any club be silly enough to let a player sign for a club knwon to be dodgy without any money up front? But apparently he'll be out for a long time which is highly amusing of course.

Oot. I'll be taking in the delights of Linfield v Glentoran at Windsor Park.

My apologies. I'm nae driving to Dyce in the rush hour to see that knobber.

I'm nae driving to Dyce in the rush hour to see that knobber.

Great thread, SeeBass. Always happy to discuss 90s culture. Although the fact that Shawn Michaels' theme isn't an option is nothing short of a travesty. Get Kurt Angle in there too. Jim Johnston = genius. The start of a wrestler's theme is key. All the great themes had a distinctive start. Exemplified by said Stone Cold's glass breaking. Brock's has this characteristic too.

Pea-hearted shite. A disgrace to our country. First thing I'd do is drop all the plastic Scots. None of them want to be there and their play proves it. Some of them openly admit it ffs. Then get all the non-plastics to fuck who think they're above it or are embarrassed to be Scottish. I'd rather have lion-hearted players who are shite representing me than "good" players who are pussies.