Tyrant

Sma bounce.

Does the avatar nae give the game away? It might as well say "Troll".

Like some of you cunts I've met Salmond too but unlike you cunts I don't feel that was adequate to judge his guilt. I admit he's not an easy man to like and I admit that I disliked him for a long time too but it takes a level of naivety to automatically believe all this because he's a smug prick or because it suits your own political agenda. Salmond has made a career out of being a thorn in the side of Westminster and has shown that he's a danger to the political status quo in the south east. He wasn't a million miles away from breaking up what is an extremely lucrative Union for England and there's a lot to be gained by ending his career (which is the main aim with all this.) Like him or not he's a smart man. Too smart, in my opinion, to get all gropey and force himself on anyone when he has so much to lose. It doesn't make sense. I'm worried that we won't hear "facts" or truths. Very difficult (impossible in fact) for a man like Salmond to get a fair trial. Wonder what they'll pin on Sturgeon. The Krankie thing is hilarious and all but something a bit more powerful will be needed for when they decide to get her. In simpler times we could have just hung, drawn and quartered the cunts.

SeeBass min, did you get yer winnings?

Worth a look?

And Lewis Morgan.

Yip. Fucking grim stuff.

Fucking hell that must be the first time in their brief history that Rangers have been drawn away from home twice in a row.

Too little too late IMO opinion.

I took it to mean that the £350m that we paid to the EU being paid to the NHS instead was a lie.

Do you not see that that's exactly how the No campaign was run in 2014 as well?

There was a ticket scramble for the game in 95. I winna be scrambling for a ticket this time. You can have mine min.

I was at Ochilview so I'm giving this one a miss.

To be honest, Rocket, I suspect that the day Andy showed his hand with regards to Indy was the day that any chance of a fucking cunt like Alan fucking Brazil ever having a positive word to say about him died. No one cares though. If anything is irrelevant it's him and his opinion. He hasn't the foggiest idea. A lot of folk play tennis. And that number has only been boosted by Andy's influence. I myself am living proof of that. There are facilities and money is being invested in them. The cooncil courts at Westburn have recently been completely refurbished inside and out. If the numbers taking part in a sport are low then why is that? In the case of the UK I'd say that was down to our tennis stars being shite and uninspiring. Look at Tim Henman. The best "we" had for years before Andy turned pro. A man that I supported and like but let's face it - about as inspiring as a filing cabinet. Andy inspired. Although Andy will be the first to say that the sport's governing bodies in this country haven't done enough to harness the waves that he's made since 2005. By your own admission you're not a tennis fan. The hype surrounding him is very much coming from those who are realising what we had and what we've lost. As you said the dog's dead. He's not coming back to anywhere near his previous level no matter what surgery he has and whilst there are some in denial most know it. And tbh imo he shouldn't bother. That match on Monday is a hell of a way to end a career known for grit and having a raging fire in his belly. He should now, I agree, count his many blessings and take some time to himself. He's probably not been able to do that his whole life. He's never had a Christmas dinner with his family ffs. I don't agree that tennis is becoming boring. For much of the last decade we've been riding the crest of a golden age of men's tennis. (Don't give a fuck about women's tennis - sorry.) The tennis bats have gotten lighter for sure and serving got a lot faster but when is the last time that you had a player that would smash down massive serves all day win anything? The names that spring to mind to me are Richard Krajicek and Goran Ivanisevic. Both long before Murray came onto the scene. I'd hesitate to put Andy Roddick alongside those two because he had a lot more to his game than shitey serve and volley. Today's big hitters won fuck all. Ivo Karlovic, John Isner and Milos Roanic. Because players like Murray and Djokovic in particular got technically very good at returning. Also slower surfaces like clay aren't conducive to big hitters smashing their way to wins by sheer brute strength.

Ffs. Maybe nae. A very sad day for Tennis and sport full stop. I know what we had but those of us who didn't will soon find out. We'll never have another Andy Murray. Personally I regret not making more of an effort to get to grand slam tennis before it was too late but the Indian Wells memories won't leave me. I'd be surprised if we see him on court in Melbourne after he supposedly suffered an injury setback. He mentioned a more invasive surgical option but I'm not surprised that he's swerving that. Enough is enough. Thank you Andy.

Agreed. Even inferior sports can be enjoyed in America. They know how to entertain when the game is shite.

Strange comment! I dare say the purpose isn't necessarily to "eat shite loads of just meat" although this is undeniably possible. I can tell from this comment that you've never been. I recommend it. Unless you're vegetarian. There's more than just meat on offer. Lots of Tapas style dishes too. But the difference between Fazenda and the comparable places in Aberdeen is the quality. The aim is probably to be able to enjoy all the different cuts and types of meat on offer. Before I went when I was looking at the menu I was reading it wondering how I was going to decide what to have. Then when I arrived and was seated I realised I could try it all. And try it all I did. Happy days. Rest assured that I will move this discussion to the appropriate thread in Off Topic.

More options are always welcome aye but I really need a Fazenda up here. We had Tropeiro and Hey Brazil but compared to Fazenda they were both shyte.

You are aware that was an attempt on goal from Gleeson rather than a well-executed pass? I ended up making the last minute decision to go down to this game. I wasn't going to get involved in the #scenes when Wilson scored until DonsTalk's very own Stewart intimidated me into doing so. Disgraceful. Also the restaurants in Edinburgh/Glasgow are generally far superior to the shite we have in Aberdeen ffs sake. McInnes oot.

I think you'll find the gate of his driveway malfunctioned not allowing him or his car out. Steve Bruce telt him to jump over the gate and get a lift/taxi.

It was a pretty decent game and a good advert for a league that comes in for a lot of criticism (and rightly so most of the time.) I was of the opinion that a draw would've been a fair result. I don't believe there was much between the teams at all. Loveren was a bit shit. Kompany nae his usual self (and hasn't been for a long time) and lucky to stay on the park. Liverpool a ball hair away from scoring first too when some sublime football almost created a bizarre Ederson OG. Many City started with a lot of possession but were mostly knocking it around in their own half. Loveren gifted Aguero a chance which he duly took. Sane's bit of quality proved to be enough. Obviously I want Liverpool to win the league just to get it up Manc Don so last night was a tough defeat to take. I was quietly fancying an invincible season. I don't expect Liverpool to play with a newfound sense of "freedom" that losing an unbeaten run can apprently bring. I expect them to have a poorer second half of the season than first and I expect man City to pip them to the title.

His missus is, by all accounts, mental. On the verge of losing her driving license as a result of an incident outside Pittodrie last season. Apparently a known pyscho so excuse me if I don't hold out much hope for her taking Graeme into making the rational decision to stay in the north east.

Are the majority of Tory MPs not pro EU? So wouldn't that make the likes of BoJo or Rees-Mong unlikely candidates? Or am I thinking of the majority of MPs in general? Any no voters of 2014 changed their position as a result of the blatant lying and nonsense? Those who are still in the "Better Together" camp do they genuinely believe that still? Please to be explaining how/why.

I read Stephen Hendry's autobiography recently which lifted the lid on some of the shit he'd say to follow pros. Then there's the fact he was banned multiple times for various assaults and death threats. Clearly unable to control his emotions to the detriment of those around him. But worst of all... Hun.

Tell it to the judge!