Harcus

Decent pedigree. At least we're looking at left backs! Would like to see us get Gunning as well.

I heard he was grooming young girls on the internet.

Osbourne set to sign in next 24 hours, according to STV.

Who is coming in next week for trial? The Nigerian striker? The Aussie boy in midfield?

"Fuck sake, I was getting massages in Murray Park this time last month, now I'm dodging dog shit in Seaton Park."

Jutes get some team from Poland in the second round of the UEFA Cup. Fulham get some Icelandic mob, followed by Crusaders from Ireland. Their first tie is on June 30

Yep, absolutely nothing to do with AFC. They have the fixtures displayed on afc.co.uk, and I think Mad has the rights amongst the chat sites.

Too much of a drain on resources, IMO

I don't know, he put in some hair-raising performances while he was here. Besides, it seems like we are trimming the squad.

Don't know why we need so much training for the lights anyway. Surely the jannie switches them on in the morning.

Sounds awful. Presumably there will be lots of L plates, cock shaped straws and shrieking. This week, I have not been watching this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_(First_Sequence)

Depends if he's a ned4life, or if it's just the Edinburgh factor, and the company he keeps that result in him acting like a prick. If he agreed to move north, and if Brown and Knox can keep a lid on him, he's a player I'd like to see in an AFC shirt.

Does the 14 league team not involve the bottom 8 playing more games over a season than the top 6? Bigger joke than we have currently!

No, not sure I would be either. A very come against character, regardless of the success he had at Bolton. Surely would have been better looking to someone with more recent proven success of getting out of the Championship - Chris Hughton perhaps, or Ian Holloway. Billy Davies even.

He'll be glad to preserve his career at United.

Wonder what the Hammers make of that? Do they not (pretentiously) make a big deal of 'playing the right way?' Of course hindsight is wonderful, but the time to bring in Allardyce was January.

Full English in the morning, San Miguel all day and talking loudly would be my advice.

They think he might have lost a yard of pace.

Bellamy is amongst the favourites for next manager with Skybet

Any plans then chums? Not much myself, got a stag do in Liverpool next month, a wedding in Glasgow in August, maybe a club trip to Shetland if we get organised, and of course looking after mini Harcus as best I can!

Fuck sakes, that would have been fantastic.

Man U 3/1 for tomorrow night in 90 minutes. looks ok to me.

Hope your boys can string together a web of passes BB.