"Cha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-li, Cha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-li,
Is this the way to the first division?
Every night I've been biting my pillow
Dreaming dreams of the first division
and shit Dundee who waits for me
Show me the way to the first division
I've been weepin' like a willow
Cha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-li, Cha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-li"