BigAl

Think it could be 1-3

Tis funny how so many married women love to have a gay male friend isn't it

And indeed on the same day my missus was in a good mood and told me in all seriousness that i had a twelve inch cock

Never saw or heard the sports news, so given apparent lack of reporting in the papers today, I'm guessing this wasn't mentioned

You have a cynical side.....surely not

And the problem there is McCoist = CUNT

Absolutely fucking brilliant Thomas Have a +1

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2070865/Hearts-players-set-invoke-FIFA-rule-leave-free.html

Oh dear.... it really shouldn't be difficult

Apart from the bizarre message on the shirt, it looks like a face has been superimposed onto an equally strange looking outfit

That picture is some kind of joke right ? Surely must be

In/oot: Oot Prematcher: Drivers Seat Match seat: Drivers Seat Postmatcher: My Hoose Prediction: Very Nervy 90 mins and 1-0 Dons Crowd: 6,651 Broon better realise that this is truely a simply MUST win match for us. None of this shite of putting out a team set up not to lose. Get the team out there and tell them to get wired in right from the first to last minute PLEASE

Any recommendations

Must have read dozens of books since last posting on this thread, and to be hnoest can't really be arsed remembering and listing them all, but just finished reading "The Postman Always Rings Twice" by James M Cain. If ever there was a book ahead of its time then this is it. Although short at less than 150 pages, it is a cracking read and recommended to you all. Mind seeing the picture based upon it staring Jack Nicholson and Jessica Lang many many years ago. Bought myself one of these kindles and got a memory stick off a mate with around 1000 books on it, so not going to be stuck for a good read for a while by the looks of it

None in Troon. Couldn't make it today, but drove past the courses earlier and Lochgreen and Darley aren't even on winter greens as far as I could see

Whats this sna to which you refer Oh..... hud on a minute I remember now from my days of biding in the frozen north I got asked if I wanted a round of golf this morning

Fair point, but that would necessitate a modicum of professionalism, and that is something that has not been evident in our club for a long long time

Agree with comments from both Jute and Tyrant. Putting that aside however, the cunts at the Retard are having a real wankfest about our self inflicted shambolic position.

Some fucker has got a sick sense of humour subjecting the viewing audience to three consecutive weekends of the shite served up by our mob

the humour is most welcome...... helps me deal with the pain I'm feeling. Just watched the "highlights" on BBC Scotland. Thought the first goal was bad at the time, but a damn site worse seeing it for a second time.

But bang on the button unfortunately

Amen brother