BigAl

Lifted in Auld Reekie on Sunday night for possession and spent the night in the cells

True story was on a bus in the centre of Paris coming in from the airport to my hotel, when we stopped at lights. Looked to my left and in broad daylight in the centre of the pedestrian crossing some old woman had a drawers at her ankles having a shite. Must be a trait of our European cousins to shit in public

Nae apology necessary Andrew. You are bang on by the way. It is Der Hun we're talking about after all though

Ah that makes sense now

FFS min, someone piss in your cornflakes this morning or something

What you on about loon

You would need to credit them with having an even below average level of intelligence for them to get that, and of course as we all know that would be seriously stretching the facts

So has he jacked in Your Call as well Please...... only danger is that Chick Dung replaces him

Simples

No snow in Ayrshire

Here's hoping

Indeed Still can't make up my mind if this is nothing other than a massive publicity stunt or does he seriously think he can come into this in his mid thirties

Take your point GS, but no getting away from it, it is unacceptable

Out Golfing (fucking winter greens though ) 1-3 >

FFS....mental Experience of following AFC means take nothing for granted until final whistle blows

Clark off injured within the first thirty minutes

Only trophy we've won since I move south. Remember it as if it was yesterday though. Bit of an anti climax after the semi final. Got to remember even back then it was just another routine cup final victory for us.

Fat Postie reporting we now have ten players injured Ossie could be out for several weeks apparently

Ah, with you now Obviously hope your duck remains intact

Please, please stay away TF

Great result, particularily given score at the Tattiebowl. Can only assume that Funster stayed away today Does however make last weeks failure to turn up against the Bog Munchers all the more annoying

WTF... who is this Orr to which they refer Foster has Chumpions League experience with Der Hun you know Nice find Kow

Far too sensible CtS, you can't possibly have the interests of Scottish football at heart ya knob

You know it'll be worth it though