BigAl

Fair play to you FJ, its bad enough standing up to speak in public, never mind actually try and make folk laugh. You do it for the love of it, or to gain the experience ? P.S You got an agent

Capable of writing the odd nice song as well

Failed goalkeeper, failed striker.....are we going to be stupid enough to give him a new contract as a central defender........don't bet against it as nice cheap option for us

Two words: OH FUCK ‘Willie Miller can help me make it big with Aberdeen FC’ Legend aiding ‘defender’ Josh Magennis By Charlie Allan JOSH Magennis has revealed he has turned to Aberdeen FC great Willie Miller for help as he fights to stay at Pittodrie. The 21-year-old has been capped for Northern Ireland playing as a goalkeeper and a striker and the majority of his 50 appearances for Aberdeen FC over the last two years have been as a forward. So it will have surprised many of the 183 fans to see Magennis turning out at centre-back as they saw off Peterhead 2-0 in a friendly at Balmoor.

You have a point Bobby, but only rules in Scotland. Even the filth are fucked on this occassion. There is no way that UEFA will make an exception for them. Rangers to UEFA are an insignificant little club in the context of today's European club football.

Apparently they've turned down an offer from West Brom for the tosser that tried to cripple Milsom. Also the boy from Sale RFC whatever his name has tabled another bid.....not bad considering they made such an issue about the closing date being at least a fortnight ago.

Whilst not currently in Scotland, and particularily not at Aberdeen (thank fuck) see Alex Miller hasn't taken long to be found out in Russia. Five games in and one win, one draw and three defeats and he is under pressure to resign his post. Quoted in the Express as saying he has no intention of doing so however.

That and the Manager of the Month wee Broon got will be the only things we'll be winning this season I fear

Is Miller catching 40 zzzzzzzzz's

By fook, its grim up north

Sammy Hagar - Loud & Clear By fuck this takes me right back MBT - You listen to any Hagar or Montrose

In or Oot: In Pre-Matcher: Driving Match: West Stand Post Matcher: Golfing Prediction: Misery and Heartache

Cannae be arsed trawling back through all the pages on here, but I said that as well Jager....... I'll be off to work on my golf handicap and watch the odd bit of junior fitba during the winter months

Personally reckon Mackie will be here next season We'll get the usual crap about easy to deal with etc...... In reality we'll all know that is only because nae other fucker wants him

Appropriate

Frankly that is just complete and utter bollocks

Whats the difference between a testimonial and a benefit game then

Its coming this week

Pretty much what I was just about to type Cue the Hun fuckers at work moaning when I share this little nugget

Typical fucking student

+1 Jager

Can't believe that Chalali is getting more votes than Tommy

Not seen any queues in the West of Scotland the last few days as I've been out and about.

He obviously curried favour with someone

Not even that convinced if we matched his wages at Sheffield that he would stay, as sense he feels he is still young and got unfinished business down south. Having said that, its alll pretty irrelevant as no fucking way we'd match the cash on offer.