BigAl

LOL, one of those adjectives is incorrect when describing me.

Not necessarily so. Ayr unbeaten this season at Fester Rd with a win and a draw so far.

Out Golf Picking up a stream (hopefully) Chilling 2-0 Rooney & McLean 11678

From your typical hun's perspective they would probably list those reasons in a slightly different order.

FFS seriously.....Fucking stupid fuck bookie that offered odds and took the bet that is at fault Sutton reserve goalkeeper Wayne Shaw is under investigation by the Football Association for potentially breaching betting rules during Monday's FA Cup loss to Arsenal. The Gambling Commission is also investigating if there was a breach of betting regulations after Shaw ate a pie in the 83rd minute of the game. Before Monday's game, a bookmaker offered odds of 8-1 that Shaw would eat a pie on camera during the match. He later said it was "a bit of banter". Shaw, 46, ate the pie while standing by the substitutes' bench. Asked whether he knew if anyone had taken up the bet, he told the Daily Mail: "I think there were a few people. Obviously we are not allowed to bet. I think a few mates and a few of the fans." The Gambling Commission, which licenses and regulates gambling in Britain, says it is looking into whether there was any "irregularity in the betting market and establishing whether the operator has met its licence requirement to conduct its business with integrity". It warned operators in June last year about the integrity of taking bets on novelty markets. "Integrity in sport is not a joke and we have opened an investigation to establish exactly what happened," said enforcement and intelligence director Richard Watson. 'I don't think it shows us in the best light' Shaw tweeted on Tuesday Sun Bets, who sponsored the club on Monday for the fifth-round tie, tweeted that it had paid out a "five-figure sum" on the bet. Sutton manager Paul Doswell said after the game: "I don't think it shows us in the best light." Club chairman Bruce Elliott told 5 live: "I didn't know anything about it. He has got himself in the papers again and the fame obviously has gone to his head a little bit, but we will soon bring him back down to earth, don't worry about that." Shaw said he was told about the betting promotion before the game. "I thought I would give them a bit of banter and let's do it," he added. "All the subs were on and we were 2-0 down. "It was just a bit of banter for them. It is something to make the occasion as well and you can look back and say it was part of it and we got our ticket money back." FA's rules on betting A worldwide ban on betting in football was introduced in 2014 and covers everyone involved in the game, from the players and managers to the match officials and club staff. It prevents participants covered by the ban from betting, either directly or indirectly, on any football match or competition, including the passing of "inside information". The FA website refers defines that as "information that you are aware of due to your position in the game and which is not publicly available". It adds: "You are not allowed to pass inside information on to someone else which they use for betting."

Good man. Simmie awarded.

Thank you for highlighting the error of my ways. Just goes to prove that if you hear an urban myth peddled often enough you make the mistake of falling into line with it. Absolutely disgusted with myself and off to sit on the naughty step once I have got Mrs Al to severely reprimand me.

Have a Simmie young man

Oh and another thing.... Allegedly Greenock Morton are now five days overdue their share of the gate receipts from the Scottish Cup tie and no one is answering the phone to them at Ibrox You couldn't make it up The clock is ticking hopefully Admin two beckons and this time lets bin the fuckers once and for all.

Just had a wee chuckle to myself when I worked this one out. We all know The Victims are going to win the league, it just being a matter of when ? We also know that The Tribute Act are wanting us to lose in order for them to hang onto our shirt tails. Well just had a look into things and if The Victims win their next two games (Hamilton at home & ICT away) and we were to lose both of ours then they could win the league at Ipox. If any Hun were bright enough to work it out for themselves then it is their worst case nightmare. Us picking up six points in next two games or Victims winning the league in their back yard Strathclyde's finest will be in melt down at the prospect

Agreed. Rooney is a born goalscorer. Stockley isn't in my view but certainly worth the odd start and definitely worth having as an impact substitute.

Huge pinch of salt required me thinks.. If true then cherrio PeePaw. Don't think he is really going to be automatic pick for us, So 1st team football and Championship wages equals only one outcome. That all of course depends on him being good enough for Championship teams and therein lies his potential issue. Personally would prefer to keep him as a squad player

I felt that elbows set his team up to frustrate us and waste time at every opportunity. That being the case, it very nearly worked for them and somewhat ironic that a substitution of his that he didn't need to make became his undoing. Anyone else reminded of an ex player of ours by the boy the look of and play of Addison P.S Last word on them, thought that the young lad they have on loan from The Victims looked a player.

Can't really argue with much of hat you've written mate, but I reckon if I was a Killie supporter I could have come away from that game thinking that Dallas hadn't done my team many favours either. I guess my point is tha whilst he infuriated us, I reckon he also infuriated them with some of his decisions. I reckon when both fans come away from a game feeling hard done by, it generally means the bastard in the black is really an incompetent cunt rather than just corrupt.

Andrew Dallas - Rugby Park 19/02/2017 enters the frame Is he corrupt as I heard others saying yesterday. Not certain, think he is just completely incompetent

Depending on the concussion Considine suffered he may be out next Saturday in which case Shinnie to left back and Christie in midfield. Sorted.

https://youtu.be/4jIMg-exlFs

OK here is my take.on matters. Should have been in front but Killie keeper pulled off a point blank save from McGinn but end the half a goal down. First half had been so poor entertainment I took to live chat on here. Too many in red failed to turn up today. Jack led by example, McLean, Considine and Taylor were ok, but Rooney, McGinn and particularly Hayes looked completely out of sorts/not interested. Logan switched off before ball crossed at their goal Second half was hard going. Dallas decision making became more and more bizarre. With ten minutes to go, I would have snatched your hand off for a point. Enter Miles Addison who changed the game in our favour. Couple of great bounces at the goals. Great turnout of 1000 plus Dandies. All things considered what with Newco result, turned out a good day for us. Sign of a good team that can play poorly and still get a result.

So my boycott of Rugby Park ended this season and attended our 4-0 ( going on 8 earlier this season) so given this is my shortest journey to a game it will come as no great surprise that I'm in tomorrow. Having the cunt McCulloch in charge for them just adds a bit of spice to it for me and let's hope we do these Hun loving cunts good and proper. In Walking the dog Away end Ten minute drive home 1-3 ( McGinn, Rooney & McLean) COYR

What the cup is all about. Delighted for them. Just listening to their manager's post match interview. Very dignified guy.

Lincoln just scored in 89th minute

Announced Winger leaving Arsenal completely at end of the season

Apologies for the link BUT ha fucking ha £196k FFS https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/596609/ex-celtic-star-anthony-stokes-must-pay-200k-to-elvis-impersonator-he-headbutted-in-horror-dublin-nightclub-attack/

"In Thailand with a girl" video Sounds well dodgy

Agreed mate. Have a Simmie