Gervaise_Brookhampster

I blame Mentorred and his unhealthy interest in yank ...ahem! "sports" like Netball and Rounders, next you will be getting into handegg min!

Haha hows it going, do you still come on here much?

I don't know the labels on my dressier clothes? I don't tend to wear them that much, I prefer to knock about in Levis 501s and a T shirt, with my Adidas Gazelles or Sambas, really must stop wearing trainers at my age but fuck it they're comfy.

She's one o Buc's favourites Then..... Now.... On the Rugby "wifies" wyowyn, I would question Wales and France for being female, probably have clits bigger than my cock, so they are a no, the rest of them would get a good rucking.

That was interesting, they have a napperbook page https://www.facebook.com/Addicted-To-Love-Girls-633238443411678/ If it was a wyowyn I wid .....all of them!

Never really got into egg chasing, but I have to admit to getting interested when the Calcutta Cup game is on, think it's the chance to put one over on the guffys gets me going more than the game itself

Tongue in cheek but I wouldn't be surprised if this became a real app

That last pic is the exact face she would have as I slipped it up her tea towel holder without the use of any lube....I'm in cause I think she looks like she would be grateful.

I will try and ignore the first picters as she looks like a mannie, the other eens though ..christ aye, getting them pins wrapped around while yer up to your nuts in guts would be simply delightful.

I prepose that our wall will not stop at the sea, we should have it floating in the North Sea with intermittent wind turbines pointing at Balmedie

John Hurt , Great scene in one of my favourite films Alien..... RIP http://variety.com/2017/film/news/john-hurt-dead-dies-elephant-man-alien-1201971891/

Oh christ aye, I'd give Patsy a shotty on my Leathal Weapon

Have a Simmie for that headline!

She's known for being the step daughter of that well known ex hun oxygen theif, and can currently be seen cheating on her boyfriend in the Big Brother house Bianca Gascoigne wyowyn

I see this avid cake fancier got a guitar case in the mush But more importantly wyowyn?

Holy shit, I love a voluptuous figure, some curves and a bit of a belly, but holy christ! Thats gross look ather belly hanging over bet it stinks under there That's a negatory by the way!

She's got a real dirty look about her, I think bum fun would be on the menu and I'm up for a chocolate brownie!

Looks good Crazz, real comfort food.

One show ivnow has 3 wifies on it, Will anybody step forward and go for the hat trick of three ayes?..... Cough cough Buc! Cough cough. First two definate ayes for me, infact they really both deserve there on wyowyn's...... Una's a definate NO! Kathrine Ryan Scarlett Moffatt Una Stubbs http://www.whtimes.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.2295538.1374664783!/image/2193388769.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/2193388769.jpg[/img]

One, two, three, four...I declare a thumb war!

Saw this wifie on Big Brother last night ( I know don't ask ) Rick Mayal once said on Filthy Rich and Catflap "The Nolan sisters. My all time favourite four-tissue fantasy!" But would you still be in the mood for dancing/shagging Coleen Nolan?

The second challenge in Aberdeen, the Boozy Cow .......did this on the same day as the other one!

I hate that fake look.....fake tits, fake face, fake tan and the body builder look is even worse ................on the other hand I think she would fair put you through the wringer and Id like to have a bash at it, so I wid.

Exactly! My Nephew works there part time, sure he will pick something else up no problem. Surely it was good to have a unit taken up with something other than a pound shop or a mobile shop. I don't mind Jamie Oliver, only been in one of his restuarants before, it was on a cruise ship and the food was "pukka"

I'll name that tune in 2