Gervaise_Brookhampster

Fuck you 2016...fucking Manuels deed now! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3991838/Fawlty-Towers-star-Andrew-Sachs-dies-86-Widow-pays-emotional-farewell-reveals-secret-four-year-battle-dementia-died-caring-him.html

I wouldn't mind a lick o her chocolate starfish. Good Idea Malaga, keep the hairys coming

That deserves a Simmie, I'd stalk the fuck out of her

She can fuck off and pay me! Holly Willoughby on the other hand..... I would sell both my kids to the issis for a pair of her drip tray encrusted punts.

Nothing to say but canna let a whole day go by without a single post in the off topic, shows were all a bit down and have more important shit on our minds I suppose..........oh and FUCK THE TIMS/DEED HUNS! I'm making burgers and chips by the way, Sainsbury eens and nae fae scratch Im afraid to admit.

Out Going to the pub to watch it but hung over as fuck , got the shakes inahin, if this game wasn't on I'd be in my bed feeling sorry for masel. A hair o the dog and a 1-0 Dons win will make me feel better.

Looking good Malaga, back on form!

That display was amazing, no wonder the rubber bumper fans were in awe of it. I'm nervous for tomorrow, I'm already getting the collywobbles just thinking about it.

No and that's saying something coming from me!

Yes it just came out this year, done the summer in the Med from Barcalona (thats when I was on it) and relocated to Port Everglades. Biggest cruise ship in the world, some beastie like

Been on about 10 or 11 cruises, We usualy go with Royal Caribbean, done Oasis sister ships Allure and more recently Harmony...... what a fucking size!

Nae quite yet, half way there.

She would have a fanny like a billposter mannies pail, It would be like throwing a sausage down an alley so I might have to resort to the dung funnel but why the hell not. I would most definately give Madge one!

Last year we took our kids on what may be the last holiday with us for some time. I came out in a bad rash, nearly had sun stroke, cut the tip of my finger off in a door and got atrial fibrillation at Paphos airport. My daughter said "that's it, Im not going on holiday with you two again!" (ungrateful sod ) and the loons more than happy to stay home, so it's a win win. We can book cheaper holidays out of school holiday times and pay for two instead of four means twice as many holidays!

Wife has a "special" birthday next December so we (she) booked Florida and a cruise on Oasis of the Seas in the Carribean.....That's a long way away so in June were off to Coral Bay Cyprus.

The fact she's been deid for 2 years would put me aff a bit. But If she wasn't dead she's too old for me, even with her Cow costume with all those udders. Queenie on the other hand...................WOOF!

Nice to have something to look forward to with this dreich cold weather, so what if anything have you got planned? ................A picture or two would be nice.

I always think she looks lika a Bo selecta character , certainly nae as funny as she likes to think she is but Sarah Millican wyowyn?

WTF have i just saw, looks like a vision of hell....I feel sick.

Malaga min ........................

It was nice of Pete Burns to leave his face for transplant. Stupid wifie has done a Leslie Ash and ruined her face but I'm sure the rest would be in functioning order, a bit dry maybe so I'd grease her blurt and chocolate starfish with a generous handfull of KY and id ride her off into the sunset lickity split!

It's mostly down to Andy Wilman , he produced and wrote with JC ,Top Gear and has moved on with them. He's the 4th man in the team and the most important.

Himmin 1903_Redz you like to keep in right on that borderline do you! I'm having to think long and hard about this one. My mind says no my cock says aye....probably has a well used hingin auld bucket fanny so It would have to be a bit of the old chocolate chimney sweep duties for me

Watched The Grand Tour last night, won't be the Clarkson haters cup of tea but if you liked Top Gear with Clarkson and co then you would love this. They do the same cocking about but instead of the hanger at the track they are doing it from a massive tent which changes location around the world every episode. Loved the film of the McLaren P1, the Porsche 918 Spyder and the Ferrari LaFerrari.

I watched the summery programme before it and have the first episode ready to watch. You just know they will find fuck all but it draws you in. Into the fourth series now and they have found one Spanish coin Doesntstop me watching and hoping. See they have brought in the heavy machinery now, hopefully they get some better results.