Gervaise_Brookhampster

She's Canadian is she nae, I watched that programe last night inna, she comes across as a bit of a minx. I do actually find her funny....nae hilarious but she raises a smile and Im sure bent over in front of me that wouldn't be all she would raise! She seemed to like holding the American challenge dildo last night, bet she would have a good go at using it! I'm almost certain she would be game to try out back door shenanigans for sure! An all round fool quine so Im in!

Nothing wrong with a healthy interest in a voluptuous lady

Watched this heefer on Comic relief late on Friday night wearing a skin tight leopard print lycra one piece thing, that showed all her lumps (and she has many) Initial thought she looked terrible but by the end I had convinced myself she would be worth a dirl, so Jayde Adams unfunny comedian wyowyn?

I'll stick with my 25 day ago answer of aye no problem.

Im imagining the Police at the gates were normal police and the ones actually in the compound area had guns as a second policeman in high vis had to go get help, then abdul went after them and the gunfire started. There was no mention of gunfire on the bridge that I heard of? Maybe the lady you seen heard the gunfire from the Palace of Westminster when the police took out the nutter while she was on the bridge?

Seemingly the same vehicle used in both attacks and the knife man isn't the dead person......yet, looks like there's been a fair bit of carnage on the bridge.

Must be getting fussy in my auld age

Oh christ NO, just NO The thought makes me boke.

A couple I used to frequent out of the town center were my "regular" The Cocket Hat, and one that used to go to occasionaly for a post work pint The Eggy Fart otherwise known as the Egg and Dart.

Bonnie enough with maybe a little hint of cray cray. Think she would take a bit of warming up but the effort would be rewarded by some back door action.......... Im in.

You would have to be light on your loafers if you said no to that! I get the feeling I'd be a bit o a two pump tony

Looks lovely Three Crazz as does Malagas meaty offering previously

Are Guff Grenades de rigueur in the Office environment

Yes I would but I'd be on my best behavior, I'd be pulling on my try hard pants, or rather taking them off and I wouldn't dare go anywhere near her rusty sheriffs badge unless she commanded me to, and even then I'd use heaps of lube in case i hurt her and ended up on the receiving end of a powerful forearm smash.

Bill Paxton, game over man.... game over! Loved him as Hudson in Aliens and the only actor to be killed a Terminator, a Predator, and an Alien. RIP http://variety.com/2017/film/news/bill-paxton-dead-dies-1201996712/

Me anna, nae cooking it though, getting one in from The Blue Elephant, had one from there for the first time last week, the Phall blew my socks off , sare guts the minute I ate it, but it was fine, maybe something with a little less heat the night. My ringer was on fire last week.

I would be honored to play a game o keepie uppie in her back garden

I'd give her cheese alright..... my cheesy helmet right up her hoop.

Nae chippy chips

Good borderline there, she does seem to have had a hard paper round (even at 50) so after much deliberation I wid do her in every orifice even the oval een.

Fit fine! Simmie incoming!

So I'm nae getting a Pancake Tuesday card then?

I do it very similiar except when adding the pancetta I also throw in a handfull of freshly chopped Rosemary and sometimes use blitzed jar of sun dried tomatoes instead of puree, also cook it for 3 or 4 hours the longer the better and the day afters is better.

The top three are from that drama last night where she was playing some Northern minker type (never watched it but I believe that was what she's playing?) I'd do her in any of them, even with the fag hanging out her mouth..... as long as Cordens baby gravy was well rinsed out!

On telly last night looking rough for the part Sheridan Smith wyowyn.....she scrubs up well like, I'd be in like flynn!