Gervaise_Brookhampster

Have a Simmie for a brave effort though I have a feeling I wont be the only one that says aye

As much as i hate her It's a hole and any hole's a goal.....I'm torn here.....emmmm okay I would doggy and she's nae allowed to talk/rap/sing, In out wipe cock on her arse cheeks then out the door never to speak of it again. Cmon Buc dont leave me as the only desperate old man

Ah okay in at case I canna help you min , want to see what your pics are though so keep trying

You dont need to shorten it just post the url in between the img symbols

You dont need tiny pics, just post the url , it doesnt have to be made shorter like on mad

Quote from: Buc on Today at 07:11:25 AM Erica Roe 100% . She had all the tools and still has a dream girl for the buc.WOW. Running onto that pitch at Twickenham?? Buc she wisnae a page 3 (that i know of) she was a streaker at a rugby game with lovely big tits that got her 5 minutes of fame, she was on Celebrity Bear Grylls Island the other week, she hasn't weathered well. You couldn't beat a bit o Sam Fox back in the day, who would have thought she would turn up to be a rug muncher.

Tell him it was crap but be subtle obviously. Mention a crispy batter is a major factor in a chipper supper. Maybe with your cooking talents you could point him towards a decent batter. He needs to be looking at where he's sourcing his food from. You have to tell him for his own good or he will be closed down in no time.

Haha brave man.....I was going to put her up for our delictation but thought abidy would moan. It's a yes fae me, she looks decent enough when nae dressed as Isa. Wonder if she's Still Game for one up the Tea Towel Holder?

Same here 1983

JUst turned 54 and it's pissing me off no end, I'm more aware of my and everyone around me's mortality which scares me. My eyes which used to be great into my 40s are now pish, nead glasses to read everything. I make that euuugh noise when I get up after sitting for a while. I have an irregular heart beat (AF).......on the other hand I still sometimes think I'm 18 and run about like a feel, cue the AF starting up All in all getting auld is a cunt imo. Wish I could be 21 again.

She need not fret Id be willing to give her one up the barking spider as long as she went gentle on the old banjo string.

Bon Accord ale delivery loons on a Saturday morning Taking bottles back to the grocer for the 5p deposit Newsagents selling various sized pen knives from a display card to kids Kids playing Knifie Kids getting taken to A&E with a knife in their foot

Aye Rocket have a Simmie for saying I know my shit

I'm no shiteologist but i was led to believe it was to do with the amounts of calcium in their diets, dogs back in the day ate bones a the time, now they get chew on pretend bones that look like they are made of plastic.

You still have a coal mannie? You will be telling me your dog diz white shites next

Don't have a scooby who she isbut certainly in the 80s! and Googling her now she is still worth a dirl!

Getting nostalgic for my youth...... White Dog Shit..... has got to be #1 Tv repair mannie .... Used to be round every other month with the back off the TV. Coal Mannie...... flat bed lorry driven by black faced men, they would carry the sacks of coal on their backs to your bunker. Mobile Bakers.....Mitchel and Muil , Strathdee, Aitkens........ Aye a Strawberry Tart for me. Insurance Mannie.....Used to come to the house and my Mother would hand over cash, never understood this one as a kid.

I suspect she is the owner of a right hairy blurt and a pair o hingin gamon flaps....I'd get right in about her nae problem!

I'll have to give it a try when I'm in town. For now though I've had a drink and am in nae mood to move from the settee apart from to answer the door or pour another drink so looks like I'll have to trawl through Just Eat

Burger looks lovely Malaga, Im bloody starvin noo looking at all this lovely grub. Needing a takeaway but what to have??? Had a Chinese on Friday and a Curry last night, wish I could order a burger like that or Crazz Sausage roll.

Good effort Crazz, that big mother looks fine, I would recommend a generous smothering o beans yum yum.

Get the feeling she would be more than a handfull between the sheets. Pink wyowyn?

Have a simmie for that professor hawking

Stupie you are quite correct, feel a right nana now.....fookin school boy error :redface: