What a win

What an atmosphere

There were terrible, just a shame we didn't hammer them, but given all the 1-0 wins they've had over us in recent years I'll take that with bells on.

 

Surely we must win on tue, then it is a huge game at the Hunnery.  After that it should only be ours to throw away. 

I see that chappy Pushapushpop is in the papers saying that just about the entire Hearts team are hating their current pre-season training in Austria/Germany. They've spent all their preseason doing fitness work, and none of it doing any football-related work. As such, they've been royally shagged by two part-time teams in Austria!!

 

Oh this is comedy that not even the late great Ronnie Barker could make up.

 

Have you seen the photos??!  They've been doing wheelbarrow races!   

Noticed that they got pumped 2-0 by their Lituanian-based B-team in a training match too. 

I heard they were keen on doing the egg'n'spoon race too, but rumour has it that Stevie Fulton had come across to Germany to help out with the pre-season training, and there was the danger that he would eat all the eggs before they had the chance to use them

Just been on a Sunday session with some mates, one of the regulars they know in the pub they work in (The Roseburn) was the arresting officer when Lee Wallace got done for possession of the gun. 

The account of the incident made my day

When was that incident?

 

One of my old mates from Edinburgh (now working at Fingers Piano Bar, where Ebbe can be seen playing the piano) was the barman who invited Russell Latapy and Dwight Yorke into his pub for a lock-in, which infamously resulted in the pair's drink-driving incident about five or six years ago.

When was that incident?

 

Last summer I think.

 

A car was reported to the police by community wardens as acting suspicously out in Sighthill. They went oot and got them all out of the car and the guy asked him if he had anything on him, he was shocked when he said yes and tried to pull a gun out of his pocket!

sorry after todays news this thread should be deleted. I'd be laughing at afc if I wasn't so embarrassed, angry, perplexed and bemused about derek fucking young

What's this doing languishing on page 3?

 

As bad as our start has been, at least we've not been held to a draw, at home, by Gretna.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet 

Or worse lose!   

 

You have tempted fate now 

Hibs boy just gave me his copy of todays Edinburgh Evening News

 

Hearts today announced proposals of their new main stand at Tynecastle costing £50 Million. The 10,000 seater stand will increase capacity to 25,000. It will incorporate leisure facilities such as hotels, bars, restaurants and commercial office space

 

Now that would mean a debt of £80 because lets face it Romanov isn’t going to invest anything. The debt would be crippling!

Hibs boy just gave me his copy of todays Edinburgh Evening News

 

Hearts today announced proposals of their new main stand at Tynecastle costing £50 Million. The 10,000 seater stand will increase capacity to 25,000. It will incorporate leisure facilities such as hotels, bars, restaurants and commercial office space

 

Now that would mean a debt of £80 because lets face it Romanov isn’t going to invest anything. The debt would be crippling!

 

Wish that was our debt! 

Was oot for a few drinks earlier then saw all the newsagents had the same thing outside and had to laugh

 

 

and here is the full story

 

Hearts owner Vlad trains for Strictly Come Dancing TV show in Lithuania

By Amy Devine

 

HEARTS supremo Vladimir Romanov is to star in a Strictly Come Dancing-style TV show in his home country.

 

The tycoon is in training for the reality programme called Dance With A Star in Lithuania.

 

Romanov and professional dancer Sandra Kniazeviciute will battle nine other couples.

 

He has already been pictured waltzing with Sandra in an empty stadium for publicity shots.

 

But the former Cold War submariner has revealed he had to overcome nerves to take the floor.

 

He said: "Sometimes I go to dances, I look, and that's all. I have not enough courage to dance."

 

The multi-millionaire, known for his unpredictable behaviour, will go head-to-head in the show with celebs including a singer and a politician.

 

The series will be launched on Lithuania TV next month.

 

 

 

5-0

oh deary me

5-0

oh deary me

 

And now you're gonna believe us

And now you're gonna believe us

And now you're gonna believe uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

We won't win Europe soon!

 

:

Quotes fae Vlad in tonights Record PM Edinburgh

 

Q Will you readily turf someone out if they play a bad game?

A Yes, I can even punch them in the face

 

Q What is the attitide towards Russian club owners in the west?

A They try to present us as neaderthals

Q Why do they do that?

A Due to a lack of intellegence - I'm happy to play the role of a neaderthal

Q In what way?

A I may punch a referee or someone else

 

Q Have you thought about selling the club?

A Its a question of money

 

See the Lithuanain State Circus have today been fined £20k for their poor disciplinary record last season. Think it was something like nine reds and ninety yellows or something, inspite of previously having been told to clean up their act.

what's another £20k to the international success that is the LSC?

Quotes fae Vlad in tonights Record PM Edinburgh

 

Q Will you readily turf someone out if they play a bad game?

A Yes, I can even punch them in the face

 

Q What is the attitide towards Russian club owners in the west?

A They try to present us as neaderthals

Q Why do they do that?

A Due to a lack of intellegence - I'm happy to play the role of a neaderthal

Q In what way?

A I may punch a referee or someone else

 

Q Have you thought about selling the club?

A Its a question of money

 

 

i read that in the Aberdeen edition.

 

i couldnt beleive my eyes.

 

"i can even punch them in the face"

 

i really hope he stays on a bit longer, he's great for a laugh

The whole £20K fine is a joke.  Make them play a home fixture with only visiting support or completely closed a la Italy then it will hurt.

surely they can't all be hibees and dandies (like me) taking the piss:

 

http://www.jamboskickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=50832

 

Who will you support?

Scotland    366  82.62%

Lithuania 77 17.38%

 

 

surely they can't all be hibees and dandies (like me) taking the piss:

 

http://www.jamboskickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=50832

 

Who will you support?

Scotland      366  82.62%

Lithuania 77 17.38%

 

And I'll bet the 77 are all players voting with different IDs! :hammer:

surely they can't all be hibees and dandies (like me) taking the piss:

 

http://www.jamboskickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=50832

 

Who will you support?

Scotland      366  82.62%

Lithuania 77 17.38%

 

And I'll bet the 77 are all players voting with different IDs! :hammer:

 

Different IDs?

 

There must be close to 77 different lithuanians there........

 

(I voted for Lithuania)

surely they can't all be hibees and dandies (like me) taking the piss:

 

http://www.jamboskickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=50832

 

Who will you support?

Scotland      366  82.62%

Lithuania 77 17.38%

 

And I'll bet the 77 are all players voting with different IDs! :hammer:

 

Different IDs?

 

There must be close to 77 different lithuanians there........

 

(I voted for Lithuania)

 

Wicked

Scotland    481  83.07%

Lithuania 98 16.93%

 

 

Quotes fae Vlad in tonights Record PM Edinburgh

 

Q Will you readily turf someone out if they play a bad game?

A Yes, I can even punch them in the face

 

 

Well he has actually punched Bednar, nae bad punch on the wee man 

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_b13aH-vk_E&mode=related&search=

Hearts Football Academy...

 

Conveniently located in Vilnius Lithuania.

 

Players receive training in both:

Aukštaitija — literally, the "Highlands"

Samogitia (Lithuanian: Žemaitija) — literally, the "Lowlands"

Just right for Scottish Talent.