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THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"

What a win

What an atmosphere

There were terrible, just a shame we didn't hammer them, but given all the 1-0 wins they've had over us in recent years I'll take that with bells on.

 

Surely we must win on tue, then it is a huge game at the Hunnery.  After that it should only be ours to throw away. 

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Just seen Jose Concalves and Bruno Aguir shopping for some bling in a jewellers next to my work. The weedy Concalves was wearing a nice stone island top and was looking at a ridiculously big diamond cross. Aguiar looked like a greasy wee runt - I had to check it was him on the hearts website (so many of them). In his profile it says he is 5'10 - bollocks I was taller than him and I'm 5'9.

 

Really annoyed that I chickened out of giving them the big 1-0  >:(

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I would nae recognise any hearts players apart from pineapple boy, and the scots lads, even if I tripped over them

I would nae recognise any hearts players apart from pineapple boy, and the scots lads, even if I tripped over them

 

Me and Concalves have met before so that is how I recognised him - he was less scared of me this time  :D

I knew it wouldn't be too long before we'd be bumping up this thread.  ;D

 

Bad day for us so far but at least Hearts are getting beat 0 - 2 to United at Tynecastle.

 

 

Hearts fans are "streaming for the exits."  :D :D :D

 

 

Well at least the Jambos aren't going to close the gap on us then

Correction : 0 - 3  ;D

Better them than us...

Correction: 0 - 4  ;D

From JKB. 8)

 

Originally Posted by yammyboy

 

Personally, I gave up on this pantomime a few weeks ago. I still have my ST. I haven't used it since ICT and will not use it again this season.

 

I hope that today will convince the few remaining cranks that back this regime that enough is enough.

 

DO NOT renew your season ticket

DO NOT attend games

DO NOT listen to Vladsheep trying to convince you that protests will be futile

DO NOT give in to the FEAR that VR might up sticks and leave, as if that would be a bad thing.

 

Get this clown out - he will not, can not change the way he runs this club, and his way CAN NOT succeed.

 

Get VR out - I want to be proud to be a jambo again. I don't mind if we were unsuccessful, or skint, or playing as AFC HMFC in the East of Scotland league FFS! Our club right now has no soul, no direction and no respect.

 

The biggest shame of all, the question fans of all other teams always ask, whether at home or in England, is 'Why the F*** haven't the Hearts fans done something to stop this maniac?' The answer is Fear. Fear of what might happen.

 

Put it this way. At NO POINT under Robinson would a Dundee Utd team even get close to winning four nil at Tynie. We are worse now than at any point under Robinson. We have sold our soul for the rambling promises of a snake-oil salesman. Complicit in this have been the 'believers', the 'Vladsheep', who have manufactured the consent VR has needed. Now is the time for us to unite against the systematic destruction of the club we love.

 

Forget the media, forget the OF, forget the SFA. Fight the enemy within.

 

He has promised us the Earth, and we could have had it all. We did not sell our heritage for this.

 

He has shown to be an inept man-manager with comical PR skills, and everything he has done since Burley left points to him not having as much money as he says he does, and also to not having a successful HMFC as his top priority.

 

Vladimir Romanov - not fit for purpose. GTF, you complete clown. You are a two-bit Walter Mitty figure who knows nothing about football or football management. Just go - and take your freakish son with you.

lol, that post is pretty comedy, I've just been having a quick look through JKB as well, the funny thing is that there are still people sticking up for Vlad the Mad on there.

According to Romanovs masterplan next season Hearts will win the title :D

Any one want to guess how long the new guy lasts?

End of the season? ;D ;D ;D ;D

Start a sweep?

 

I go for end of next week ;D

You can actually get better odds on their being a new manager in charge by the start of next season than you can of the current puppet staying in charge for 4 more months.

I see on kickback that they're worried about the potential of a groundshare with Livingston next season. ???

I see on kickback that they're worried about the potential of a groundshare with Livingston next season. ???

 

Not Hibs then?  ;D

They are allegedly ment to be playing with 3 stands next season reducing the capacity and giving less away tickets

 

Does that mean we will only get 2 stands then by the time all the mini monkeys have gone back up their trees

 

;D

We should start a sweep on the ST renewals. I reckon around 4000.  ;D

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Thought I could just add some wee pics I have taken near Gorgie to get the mindset of hearts fans...

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  • 2 weeks later...

A hearts fan has apologized after creating an online character and then faking his death. Creag Macallanniach – username IrvineJambo – became a colourful character on a fans forum until his death from cancer aged 30. The news was relayed to fans at the Tynecastle ground. But now it has emerged Creag never existed. A Tynecastle season ticket holder, who claimed to be Creag’s nephew, has now made a public apology, confessing to having invented his ‘uncle’ and having posed as him on the Internet forum Jambos Kickback.

 

:D

  • 2 weeks later...

I see that chappy Pushapushpop is in the papers saying that just about the entire Hearts team are hating their current pre-season training in Austria/Germany. They've spent all their preseason doing fitness work, and none of it doing any football-related work. As such, they've been royally shagged by two part-time teams in Austria!!

 

Oh this is comedy that not even the late great Ronnie Barker could make up.

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