Madbadteacher Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 She'll need buried in a Y shaped coffin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DON 71 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 She's seen more German Helmets than Hitler ! .................. She's handled more balls than Jim Leighton ! .................... She's seen more semen than Aberdeen Harbour ! ............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minijc Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: The thread is too funny, and on the subject of her, ofcourse you would but only if there wasna fitba on. She's got a fanny like a pirates rotten eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Her chin's seen merr baws than Ian Botham's bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I'd shag a fag burn in a carpet though... or a button hole in a fur coat... or even a bullet wound in a hedgehog A knot hole in a fence. Sweepings fae a barbers flerr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Had more pearl necklaces than the Queen. Swallowed more semen than the Pacific. When you shag her, you need to tie a plank to your arse so you don't fall in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 It's like opening the window and fucking the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 It's like opening the window and fucking the night. I wouldn't wank in ma hand and throw it at her. (copyright Nespa) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minijc Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I wouldn't wank in ma hand and throw it at her. (copyright Nespa) I wouldna use yours!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DON 71 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 She has a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back ! .............. She's seen more cockends than weekends ! ........................... She has a fanny like a ripped out fireplace ! ........................... She's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher ! .......................... She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab ! .......................... She has a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout ! .................... She has a fanny like a Hippo's yawn ! ..................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstar Tradesman Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 We're still talking about Stevie Lovell aint we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caroline B Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 RUN AMY RUN! Our Steve is no good for you. Sure...he might tempt you with excitement at first, but it's all downhill from there on in. He'll show you a good time for a while and then his "war injury" will stop him from giving you the action that you need. Within a couple of years he'll only ever last 15 minutes, never score and you'll find out that his tackle is rubbish. Run for the hills girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcorner Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 RUN AMY RUN! Our Steve is no good for you. Sure...he might tempt you with excitement at first, but it's all downhill from there on in. He'll show you a good time for a while and then his "war injury" will stop him from giving you the action that you need. Within a couple of years he'll only ever last 15 minutes, never score and you'll find out that his tackle is rubbish. Run for the hills girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minijc Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 She's been rattled mair times than a garden gate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Within a couple of years he'll only ever last 15 minutes, never score and you'll find out that his tackle is rubbish. Run for the hills girl! He can last 15 minutes? That's nae bad going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remember1983 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Shes had more rides than a London Bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caledonia Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 He can last 15 minutes? That's nae bad going. 15 mins is ok or is that including traveling time also. she has a bra like dundee united (no cups and little support) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWA Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 She's had mair banging than a Resurrection at the Commodore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minijc Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 She's been pumped more times than a second hand football. On the flight home this evening myself and PHL were just making up heaps of these on the flight before we both passed out haha/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Fanny like a gorillas autopsy/butchers front windae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millers Tache Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 A fud that could haud a day's rain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Does Amy only let Lovell on after 80 minutes too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-stellaartois-mcguire Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 mair nudgers than a pinball machine mair lumber than canada sucks mair than a dyson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 ...aye, and sometimes he's inaffective and seems withdrawn and lazy and disnae see any action for weeks after that! But to be fair, he needs Lee Miller to hold it up for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrlandoDon Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 And Jamie Smith to get in behind before puting it in to Stevie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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