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stand out players from the sneck are Imrie and Cowie

guidelines by definition are for guidance. rules are for adherence

plumb as in a weight of lead to determine the depthof water currently occupied. Anyone with intelligence to read (and understand) the Times would know that.

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to be honest, I'm quite happy with this deal. He has banged them in for the reserves, so hopefully he can do the same after a decent run out. But he does look fragile. I've slated him, but if he proves his worth, this could be a very good bit of business as I would guess that he's not on large coin.

fantastic - out of the blue and a left pegger. Don't think there's been one of them here for....years. but typical moaning fuckers some of you lot would complain if Cameron Diaz were giving out free blowjobs.

I'm glad someone on here is in the position to know EXACTLY what offers were made and when! Here was me thinking this was just an ill informed forum.

http://www.thedandies.co.uk/messageboard/index.php?topic=4852.0

thoughts on Paul Dickov.. almost a GREAT comedy name.

wiseguys - the antidote class breakbeats

take it Noel will be washing down his meal with a line glass of coke

and they shared a flat with a spare tit.

releasd by also means 'we can't afford your wages anymore'

JC - hello, is that Gow's agent? cunt - aye, by the way, but. JC - eh, how much wages is 'e lookin fur by the way? cunt - £5000 a week minimum and at least 12 bottles o buckie fur eh wean, and a bag of skag fur the missus JC - well I can manage the buckie and skag? click

Andy considine is obviously taking it seriously as he stuffed his gut with pizza and chips int eh Bon Accord food court today

to be honest, he may well be a 'prospect' so he should be signed up on a contract extension, that way we can get more money either way, selling or releasing and getting compensation.

barrowman would not do a good job for us, 29 goals in the 2nd division, doesn't mean he'd make a mark in the spl. He's wanting a big pay anyway, and has been promoting the quality in engerland in the local press. Has told Derek Adams he wants away 20 mins before going on his hols according to the RSJ Don cowie was a stand out for ross county. He fed Davie Winters almost all his goals when at county. Went to inverness and is managing to cut it at the higher level. In my opinion, we already have squad midfielders on the books, so no need. His ex is/was pretty tasty though, and aparrently dirty.

when I went to see the houston dynamo's it is the one and only time I was ashamed to be scottish. in the prelude to their games they show the 'freedom' speech from braveheart interspersed with clips of their 'star' players scoring, crosing, winning tackles etc. Cringeworthy. then people stared at me when I didn't stand up for the national anthem, my mate who is also scottish stood up and said to me to do so too. I swiftly told him to 'get to fuck'. Also, they don't know how to insult players there. Shouts such as "22 - you run like a girl" "hey, 14, you stink" and my personal favourite "you're a sissy" were common place. oh, and they were shit.

they were sheeite with the exception of bebo doing the Worm.

that's it sorted out then - I await the press release

what sort of mate are you?? do it.

coincidence http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/f/forfar_athletic/7358815.stm

I'll need time to congest and understand that but jackie - cheerio - you'd be great in the oil industry.

I applaud thee

one thing about Considine that many many players lack in our team......he's a brick shite house at a young age.