CtS Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I'm just sitting here with a glass of wine reading through this excellent thread. This is the life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalsharpie Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 ...fanny like a wizards sleeve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWA Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Worlds biggest man made hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-stellaartois-mcguire Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 axe wound like a fallen redwood shagging her's like throwing a wee willie winkie up union street I tried shaggin her but had to do the twist to touch the sides I lost my watch when pokin her she's seen mair action than rambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 are you guys not getting bored? she is It's Stevie Lovell, what's the real chances of him actually having nailed her? Loads of chances but ultimately don't hit the target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWA Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 It's Stevie Lovell, what's the real chances of him actually having nailed her? Loads of chances but ultimately don't hit the target. The boss nivver lets him play. Frigid bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWA Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Pumped mair than the match-ba at Pittodrie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonefish100 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Mair pricks than a Lakeside dartboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWA Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Fucked mair than Pete Doherty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 sucked more cocks than Adam (someone might cry if I leave it unedited) I didn't know who the first one was never mind greet about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
??? Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I didn't know who the first one was never mind greet about it! That'll have been me , Fatjim's just jealous because I turned down his offer to bump up my tally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 That'll have been me , Fatjim's just jealous because I turned down his offer to bump up my tally Random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
??? Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I said alley sweetypie Is it any wonder I couldn't hear what you were saying, you had your mouthful at the time. Random. Random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeen_Ladette Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Just been announced on the radio that they are getting married! Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep_shagger Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Just been announced on the radio that they are getting married! Congratulations! She was wearing the engagement ring at T in the park apparently!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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