Goldie03 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Guys, finally you are justified in being a bunch of wooses when you have a wee cold http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/10536083/Man-flu-the-truth-that-women-dont-want-to-hear.html And the more testosterone you have the worse you are gonna feel There's also a wee recipe for soup to make you feel better tho with 4 cloves of garlic no-one is gonna want to be kissing you anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Not a lot new there. Men get worse effects of infections but women moan much fucking more about less worse symptoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie03 Posted January 4, 2014 Author Share Posted January 4, 2014 Not a lot new there. Men get worse effects of infections but women moan much fucking more about less worse symptoms. You got man flu just now honey cause you're awfully grumpy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 A lot of truth in what funster says there, Hebrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie03 Posted January 4, 2014 Author Share Posted January 4, 2014 Come back to me when you've given birth Manc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 And there it is and only took 5 posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I suffer from Cluster headaches which are said by women that have given birth, are worse than giving birth. Scotfree 1-0 Woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie03 Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 I really hope you don't get man flu and one of those headaches at the same time then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlg1903 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 You have my sympathies scotfree, I regularly meet cluster headache patients with my work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I really hope you don't get man flu and one of those headaches at the same time then The wife gets them. Bad shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_widdows Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Come back to me when you've given birth Manc Come back to us when you have been kicked/ punched/ had a football booted hard as fuck into yer balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie03 Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 Come back to us when you have been kicked/ punched/ had a football booted hard as fuck into yer balls Are your balls being kicked constantly for 12 solid hours or just the once Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_widdows Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Are your balls being kicked constantly for 12 solid hours or just the once Tom Did you 'choose' for yours to be kicked constantly for 12 solid hours or just the once Hebbie? And if so hoow many times did you 'choose' for it to happen over the years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlg1903 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 The wife gets them. Bad shit. Totally, does she get Oxygen therapy for them? That's my profession at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edinburghdon Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Did you 'choose' for yours to be kicked constantly for 12 solid hours or just the once Hebbie? And if so hoow many times did you 'choose' for it to happen over the years? Game, set & match tom_widdows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Totally, does she get Oxygen therapy for them? That's my profession at the moment. Well, it's hard to work out even if I'm right in calling them cluster headaches or not tbh honest. Various treatments using all kinds of drugs from anti-convulsants to beta-blockers and NSAIDs. The GP fancied himself so managed it without referring on to a specialist, saw a dude at the Southern and boom, we have them under control. Before the GP referred her on she was eating zomig like sweeties, actually making things worse! Hellish hellish thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie03 Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 Game, set & match tom_widdows Really I thought his post was just stupid - he chose to play footie when his balls were getting kicked did he not?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 There are a few conditions/traumas that are considered to be worse than having a bowling ball down yer love chute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Gout. Trust me, sair as........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_widdows Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Really I thought his post was just stupid - he chose to play footie when his balls were getting kicked did he not?! And at the same point you chose to open your legs in the first place did you not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Gout. Trust me, sair as........ Gout isn't one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Gout isn't one of them. Ever had it? And I dinna mean just a wee twinge, try the full on attack and the pain/discomfort that lasts for several days, and no fucking painkiller on earth helps (and certainly not for those like me allergic to all NSAIDs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Ever had it? And I dinna mean just a wee twinge, try the full on attack and the pain/discomfort that lasts for several days, and no fucking painkiller on earth helps (and certainly not for those like me allergic to all NSAIDs) My dad has it. But it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_widdows Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Has Gout ever made you pass out? If not Baw trauma wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Actually, no, but it has had me in tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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