Anyone got any amusing ones?

 

4) What goes on in Madrid, stays in Madrid. 

4) What goes on in Madrid, stays in Madrid. 

 

Preciously ST.

What happens on tour and a' that.

However if others are happy to go in print, then I'm happy reading them

1) One of my mates drank so much on match day he got alcohol poisoning on Friday

2) We saw Casillas play Nadal at tennis at the Bernabea, and got close to Casillas afterwards

3) The globe reds beat glasgow uni at pool

4) Me and topcorner ended up getting lost before the game on the metro and wandered into the Frente Ultras bar......who were going nuts and bouncing around. They bought us booze and tapas

Anyone got any amusing ones?

 

1) somebody I know who queue'd 17 hours inside the RDS for his ticket, was so drunk in Madrid that he slept through the entire game

2) I lost my footing at the game and promptly fell into the row in front (saw some others doing this too) and created a domino effect on 4 rows.  Thankfully the guys in front were okay about it.  I blame the steepness of the stand!

3) somebody I know shat himself in a brothel and left his boxers in a cistern in said brothel!

 

So, you don't have any amusing stories of Madrid yourself?

2) We saw Casillas play Nadal at tennis at the Bernabea, and got close to Casillas afterwards

 

So did we!

So did we.

 

 

1) One of my mates drank so much on match day he got alcohol poisoning on Friday

 

Just one?!

Just one?!

 

Who else was sick all over themselves in bed then on the metro? 

Who else was sick all over themselves in bed then on the metro? 

 

Ah Mr Sickbag was a fair state!

Anyone who saw the state of my eyes on Thursday will know my funniest moment!

 

Hint : Dinna rub yer tired eyes after eatin McDonalds chips covered in salt!

Mizer used gay Nivea Lotion...........

...and offering vaseline for people to use on their bumhole apparently 

...and offering vaseline for people to use on their bumhole apparently 

 

Aye, not his own. I was informed he prefers the "flipped over and done dry" type malarky.

I over heard him saying to Aberdeen Ladette that he came out of the closet earlier in the day......I was a bit scared at this point.

I over heard him saying to Aberdeen Ladette that he came out of the closet earlier in the day......I was a bit scared at this point.

 

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I over heard him saying to Aberdeen Ladette that he came out of the closet earlier in the day......I was a bit scared at this point.

 

I saw him do it!  Was scared like but my browneye remains untouched.

Aye  but the stretch marks round your mouth will need more attention from the Nivea.

Aye  but the stretch marks round your mouth will need more attention from the Nivea.

 

I was trying to down a family bucket.

...and offering vaseline for people to use on their bumhole apparently 

 

You needed that on Wednesday night at Gula Gula.

You needed that on Wednesday night at Gula Gula.

 

Topcroner looks excellent in the cropped picture 

Not really a funny story so much as tragic, but a certain sheep_shagger, who shall remain nameless  , fell off the statue in Puerto del sol, broke his ankle and missed the match. 

Not really a funny story, so much as tragic, but a certain sheep_shagger, who shall remain nameless  , fell off the statue in Puerto del sol, broke his ankle and missed the match. 

 

I thought it was his wrist 

 

Revenge pool match against the globes at the next game then will be back on, I might get a trophy made up 

I thought it was his wrist 

 

Revenge pool match against the globes at the next game then will be back on, I might get a trophy made up 

 

That'll be about as successful as our football tournament then.

That'll be about as successful as our football tournament then.

 

Well the GUASC won't be successful if I'm playing.

I'll team up with the GUASC, and the Globe won't have a look in!!!

 

I'm quite a good pool player, and since I met many sound people from the GUASC, I reckon I'll team up with them if they need another player.

 

The trophy will be coming to the GUASC!