TheChimp

Oooo it's red!

We all agree, the potato famine was magic?

17 million

Inception was watched last night. I would give it an 8/10.

As long as there's a reception. Anyway, there's fuck all on the scotrail site about anything between Aberdeen and Inverness.

I'll tell you later.

This information makes me happy.

In/Oot: In Prematch: Train Match: Hopefully getting in Post Match: Train Prediction: 0-0 snore Hello!

Should be 9. Will probably be 1.

Don't say anything about the Ultras Mizer! They are the best Aberdeen fans! We should bow down to them for they give Aberdeen the most support out of anyone in the crowd! Their jolly japes with the cops is fine as they're a We should massage their collective egos and bend over and take a royal shafting from them any time they see fit! Anyway, did you see what they were complaining about? Gee, imagine trying to stop a 15 year old enjoying a beer in a football ground on a Tuesday night. What's the world coming to?

To be honest, I thought Keith Floyd was dead already.

New site gets past the work censors. Thumbs up from me!

Football.

We were awesome! Especially Topcorner who, even though not getting on the scoresheet, was the midfield dynamo of our team who created most of the goals! At least that's what he wants to think. My own performance could be best described as steady, as I never fucked up thrice! And minijc's 40 yarder (?!) didn't even get remembered in my book. May have been a bit of creative license used there. I don't even know if the pitches were even 40 yards long! Good day. I have horrendous sunburn now though. Aberdeen must have been the only fucking place on the whole of the east coast with blazing sunshine all day. Bastards.

I was 9. It was the only penalty shoot out I almost shat myself at.

She's been trying for a while to get me to slip her a length and this is her latest tactic.

Prentice Butchers in Duns does the finest sausage rolls around.

Happy days! Try waking up concerned at 8am. Thank fuck the day before was a write off due to being a bit drunk the first night.

Dunfermline. Wanting a bridie.

There was a couple of inches in the Grassmarket! Still full of Welsh cunts though.

Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion

Can I be the first to laugh at these cunts in 2009?

I've been on the receiving end of an Aberdeen sick kids visit. I was a bit doped up oot ma tits to notice too much at the time though. Hang on.........

All except Hamilton and the new St Mirren midden

My first one was the spew away top. I still have the home strip from 97/98 (I think) on me. And it still fits, just about! I've been a fat cunt for ages!