The work week is nearly done, what's the plans for the weekend?

 

Drinking? Shagging? Pubs, drugs, clubs and parties? Sit sweating in an airport waiting to get home? Lie in your cabin offshore ripping the heid aff to the same tired old porno? Batter the wife, shag the kids?

 

WHAT'S THE FUCKING PLANS?

Truck all tonight, reading a pub quiz Sat night and then to the pub to watch fitba on Sunday. Wild.

fuck all tonight, tomorrow night supposed to be going out which means the chances of me making it to PJ's for the game are greatly diminished as at home i'll at least have my duvet to hide under when I get the fear.

I have family visiting this weekend and I can't be arsed with alcohol. I'm playing football tomorrow then out for dinner later.

 

I'll round it off enjoying us rip the huns a new arsehole on sunday.

 

 

Going round to a friends tonight for food and then a DVD, got some shopping to do in town tomorrow and will try and get it done and then give blood, Sunday watching the game in the pub.

Going round to a friends tonight for food and then a DVD, got some shopping to do in town tomorrow and will try and get it done and then give blood, Sunday watching the game in the pub.

 

Have you still not managed that yet  I'm going with work the week after next - you can come too if you like 

Not a lot I don't think. Pretty skint at the moment, but will probably have a few after work then head home. Pub on Sunday for the battle against the Orcs.

meal/drinks with the family tonight, 21st party tomorrow night, fitba on Sunday, then I'm off work all week

Fark all. Sitting waiting patiently for my Mrs. to go in to labour whilst watching the pish served up on Singaporean cable telly.

Have you still not managed that yet  I'm going with work the week after next - you can come too if you like 

 

I gave blood a few months ago, its time again 

Fark all. Sitting waiting patiently for my Mrs. to go in to labour whilst watching the pish served up on Singaporean cable telly.

 

Natural ways to bring on labour: a guide

http://www.babycentre.co.uk/pregnancy/labourandbirth/planningyourbabysbirth/naturalbringonlabour/

 

    * Nipple stimulation

    * Castor oil

    * Sex

    * Eating pineapple

    * Homeopathy

    * Herbal: blue cohosh and black cohosh

    * Eating curry

    * Acupuncture

    * Red raspberry leaf

    * Walking

 

All explained in detail on the site. My personal favorite isn't listed - sneaking up behind her and scaring the life out of her (literally).

Going round to a friends tonight for food and then a DVD, got some shopping to do in town tomorrow and will try and get it done and then give blood, Sunday watching the game in the pub.

 

 

 

For the last time Harcus, you're not my type.

that's racist against Orcadians.

 

 

 

That ^^^^ looks like dog poo 

Big weekend of football ahead of me.

 

Up to Balmoor the morn for the Alloa game, followed by the dons game on Sunday.

 

Finishing off freshers week in style on Sunday night too.

My Friday afternoon was ruined by being in Dobbies to look at the pets and finding the biggest display of Christmas decorations I have ever seen........................................it's only SEPTEMBER 

I thought Dobbies was a garden centre?

My Friday afternoon was ruined by being in Dobbies to look at the pets and finding the biggest display of Christmas decorations I have ever seen........................................it's only SEPTEMBER 

 

In fairness it is LATE September.

Got to laugh at the supermarkets that have the selection boxes on sale already.

If you buy them now, you're going to eat them afore Xmas or they will be out of date, but why would you buy them now afore the Xmas price reductions kick in

I thought Dobbies was a garden centre?

 

It is but I was there to buy food 

Any updates Sharpie?

Hame time!

 

Tonight: Off tae the supermarket to buy a carry oot for the train tae Inversneck the morn 

Saturday: Drunk

Sunday: Half deid.

 

Quiet night then staggy tomorrow! Yaaaaas!

Quiet night then staggy tomorrow! Yaaaaas!

 

Whos the poor cunt thats driving the minibus?

Whos the poor cunt thats driving the minibus?

 

No clue, but "poor cunt" pretty much covers my feelings on what his day will have in store for him.

Friday: Fuck all - weather is pish.

Saturday: Considering going to Inverness.

Sunday: Going shopping for holiday stuff.

 

Bet you are all jealous.