The work week is nearly done, what's the plans for the weekend?

 

Drinking? Shagging? Pubs, drugs, clubs and parties? Sit sweating in an airport waiting to get home? Lie in your cabin offshore ripping the heid aff to the same tired old porno? Batter the wife, shag the kids?

 

WHAT'S THE FUCKING PLANS?

Party/night out/watching local football, in that order over the w/e

Waiting to get a shit-load of furniture delivered to my new house!

Nothing tonight, Pittodrie tomorrow, dinner tomorrow night, Johnnie Walker Championship on Sunday.

 

Quiet one tonight, working the morra, golfing in Aberdeen area Sun and Mon.

Fell oot with boss at about 3.30, back in my flat drinking stella to calm doon. Off out tonight to see piranha 3D

 

Quiet one tonight then off tomorrow to japan for 2 weeks.

Shitting through the eye of a needle tonight. If ok tomoro going to watch the Rhinos v Warrington then either piss up or quiet one. Sunday I'm being roped into some lifting, carrying and over all putting stuff places.

 

Oh and look for a job. Keep forgetting that part.

On call this weekend. Packing boxes for moving house while listening to the football on the radio tomorrow no doubt.

 

First friendly tomorrow for new season, wife's out so will watch Reading on TV I suppose.

 

A few big weekends coming up, including a mates wedding in Scotland. First time back for 14 months.

Drinking tonight, drinking tomorrow, and elder son getting married on Sat.

Sunday I'll be giving my liver a day off.

Fucking hell Al, you must do weddings differently sooth, the day after is the big one!!

3D? Ye'll almost be able to grab teh boobz! 

 

3D porn naked Kelly Brook swimming around with her co star was quite surreal but enjoyable 

3D porn naked Kelly Brook swimming around with her co star was quite surreal but enjoyable 

 

I take it the co-star was Justin Bieber then? Or maybe Ricky Martin?

I take it the co-star was Justin Bieber then? Or maybe Ricky Martin?

 

Nope, miss Riley Steele

 

My stag night tonight

That time again...

 

Tonight: Scotland match and beers

 

Saturday: Gardening, Housework, more beers probably

 

Sunday: Out for dinner, not much else.

 

Another very quiet weekend ahead. I'm getting old.

Tonight: beer, beer and more beer, and might watch the football

 

Tomorrow - pick up hire van and do house move for my mother in law

 

Sunday - decorating all day in mother in laws house

 

Monday - back to got awful place known as work

Tonight - Had a few beers in the park and just away to head to the globe to watch the scotland game.

 

Tomorrow - dunno, beer?

 

Sunday - weekly shop

 

Monday - Up early

Playing and watching football tonight, pintz, probably pintz tomorrow, then Firth FC have a cup final on Sunday, so pintz if we win that.

Off today, bit of golf and some pinot grigio watching the opening draw of the qualification campaign. Working all weekend.

Tonight:- Beer & Barbeque

 

Tomorrow:- Getting Married

 

Sunday:- What do you think? 

Tonight:- Beer & Barbeque

 

Tomorrow:- Getting Married

 

Sunday:- Waht do you think?

 

Best of luck, have a great day 

 

All the best MBT, hope you get a good day for it.

 

Third time lucky?

YUP!

 

10.30pm UK time

RIP

 

That's a joke by the way. all the best min.