The work week is nearly done, what's the plans for the weekend?

 

Drinking? Shagging? Pubs, drugs, clubs and parties? Sit sweating in an airport waiting to get home? Lie in your cabin offshore ripping the heid aff to the same tired old porno? Batter the wife, shag the kids?

 

WHAT'S THE FUCKING PLANS?

Affa quiet at work this week. Murmurings of more redundancies etc so glad it's almost this time again. Fit's everyone up to this weekend?

Affa quiet at work this week. Murmurings of more redundancies etc so glad it's almost this time again. Fit's everyone up to this weekend?

 

Apart from worshiping at the temple of misfortune, praying that the thick oil and gas fuckers get made redundant and then once their redundancy money runs out get found out by never earning a third as much ever again, thereby having to sell their houses at a loss, pull their kids out of private education, downgrading their cars and lifestyles etc., losing their wife and applying for jobs in the police and/or as teachers, I will be in a lovely part of the world enjoying the fabulous forecast weather with fabulous enthusiastic people.

 

None of whom have ever, nor will ever work in O & G.

Apart from worshiping at the temple of misfortune, praying that the thick oil and gas fuckers get made redundant and then once their redundancy money runs out get found out by never earning a third as much ever again, thereby having to sell their houses at a loss, pull their kids out of private education, downgrading their cars and lifestyles etc., losing their wife and applying for jobs in the police and/or as teachers, I will be in a lovely part of the world enjoying the fabulous forecast weather with fabulous enthusiastic people.

 

None of whom have ever, nor will ever work in O & G.

 

What an wonderful sentiment, have a great weekend Rocket 

Apart from worshiping at the temple of misfortune, praying that the thick oil and gas fuckers get made redundant and then once their redundancy money runs out get found out by never earning a third as much ever again, thereby having to sell their houses at a loss, pull their kids out of private education, downgrading their cars and lifestyles etc., losing their wife and applying for jobs in the police and/or as teachers, I will be in a lovely part of the world enjoying the fabulous forecast weather with fabulous enthusiastic people.

 

None of whom have ever, nor will ever work in O & G.

 

Welcome to London 

What an wonderful sentiment, have a great weekend Rocket 

 

Thank you very much. Have a great weekend yourself.

 

It was a lovely thought, wasn't it, and a rather whopping ISD which is guaranteed.

 

Only an idiot sees the literal in the impossible, or the holistic within a generalism.

 

I really wouldn't be down if we get fucked at Parkhead, not because I won't be there to see it, but because I don't expect anything.

 

If on the other hand we win, I will be absolutely delighted.

 

Welcome to London 

 

Haha. Not yet. That's a midweek in November.

 

Booked those two restaurants on consecutive nights.

Admin type guys... any time I try to open up the more emoticon option above the reply text box it won't open up.

 

This has been a real issue lately as it has meant I can't access the wanker smiley.

 

Can anyone help? 

Admin type guys... any time I try to open up the more emoticon option above the reply text box it won't open up.

 

This has been a real issue lately as it has meant I can't access the wanker smiley.

 

Can anyone help? 

 

 

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Working for me, ED. 

 

It'll be your browser settings. Namely your pop up blocker.

Just read this one fez book this afternoon.  Have to say i'm disappointed that they've sold out to a mainstream company.  I don't really drink meantime anymore either.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/dec/21/camden-town-brewery-sold-inbev-worlds-biggest-drinks-company