manc_don Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Supposedly there was one that was only shown a couple of times cos he was at a party and a girl gave him her number. He then used a BT Landline (after 6pm to utilise free evening and weekend calls) to instigate a potential affair... and predictably people complained about that and it got scrubbed. I think that was the one! Well, it must be because i've not seen it since and my mates thought I was lying! So i'll claim it as that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownyBrown Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 From thedailymash: GOVERNMENT'S 'BANNED LIST' MAKES EVERYTHING ALL BETTER THE government's decision to ban some foreign people with unpleasant views has made everyone incredibly nice, it was confirmed today.Within minutes of the Home Office announcement, racists, violent extremists and homophobes agreed to put down their placards and stop being so ruddy unpleasant all the time. The Reverend Fred Phelps, the US psychopath who thinks all soldiers are gay witches, said: "The British government makes an excellent point. I will stop thinking these thoughts immediately." He added: "Would you like to touch me on the bottom?" And militant Islamic fruitcake, Safwat Hijazi, said: "Did I really say the infidels should be beheaded and that we should paint our mosques with their blood? That doesn't sound like me - I must have been drunk. "Anyway, who's up for a double bill of Jesus Christ Superstar and Fiddler on the Roof?" The government acted after a handful of British tourists were infected with horrid, nasty thoughts on the plane home from Acapulco. Julian Cook, from Bristol, said: "About half way through the flight I turned to my wife and said, 'I don't want to go back to Britain, it's full of black people and homosexuals'. And she said felt exactly the same way." The government has today sent a leaflet to every home in the country advising what to do if you find yourself being a bigot, including wiping down hard surfaces with Dettol and spending a long weekend in the Lake District with an Asian lesbian. Meanwhile people across Britain are demanding that any 'banned list' must include the pathetic couple from the BT adverts. Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: "I thought we'd got rid of them, but they're back and if we do not do something now it will be fucking weddings and fucking babies and it will go on and on and on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgowdon Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Really enjoyed the first couple of series, in my opinion series four is my least favourite so far, but expect it to pick up again Spot on. I reckon you'd like The Wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Spot on. I reckon you'd like The Wire. I'm on the fourth season. The third was absolutely awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm on the fourth season. The third was absolutely awesome! Which ones on BBC2 just now? Not really liking the one on just now but the one before was excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Which ones on BBC2 just now? Not really liking the one on just now but the one before was excellent. Season 2, its a bit slow that series, but gathers pace quite nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Season 2, its a bit slow that series, but gathers pace quite nicely. I thought 2 was far quicker and far better than series one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I thought 2 was far quicker and far better than series one. It was, but I thought it took couple of episodes to get going. I've loved every series so far. Apparently series 3 was the best. I certainly agree, though obviously I hope the next couple will still be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 It was, but I thought it took couple of episodes to get going. I've loved every series so far. Apparently series 3 was the best. I certainly agree, though obviously I hope the next couple will still be good. I've only got a couple of 2 to watch then i'll be on 3. But, I have to squash any claims that The Wire is better than the Sopranos. It isn't. The only thing that you could say links the two is that they both have start and end credits.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie's ace! Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I've just seen the latest one. They are having a baby now. I wonder who the dad is? Is that the one where you don't hear what they are phoning their friends and family about but can tell it's good news? I just saw that one now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Is that the one where you don't hear what they are phoning their friends and family about but can tell it's good news? I just saw that one now. Yeah, I seen that the other day and wondered. They must be getting back together before having a kid? And, anyway, wouldn't this be the guys first kid? I'm sure the other kids are only step-kids to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcus Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 And, anyway, wouldn't this be the guys first kid? I'm sure the other kids are only step-kids to him? You're right, the fucking paedo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDU_64 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Trawlermen here there and everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownyBrown Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Is that the one where you don't hear what they are phoning their friends and family about but can tell it's good news? I just saw that one now. Yep, thats the one. I'm glad someone else has seen it as I was beginning to think that I had just imagined/dreamt it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie's ace! Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Yep, thats the one. I'm glad someone else has seen it as I was beginning to think that I had just imagined/dreamt it! I must have missed the bit where it indicated they were having a baby then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownyBrown Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Ah, ok I just got the impression that was what the news was about. I hadn't realised they had previously split. Still, its coming. What with her background and all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie's ace! Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I thought maybe they were engaged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I thought maybe they were engaged? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownyBrown Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I thought maybe they were engaged? Could be. I must have got the wrong message from the advert. No doubt we'll get the answer in the next one if she has a ring on her finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Or if she's getting pumped up the arse at a black mass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Rolf Harris hosting Have I Got News For You was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Rolf Harris hosting Have I Got News For You was great! That little sing song at the end was class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownyBrown Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I hate Rolf Harris. I've started watching the new series 'Lie to Me' on Sky 1 with Tim Roth, so far so good. Oh, and Lost season finale last night. What a crock of shit! I've invested too much time in it to give up now though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcus Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 New series is shite, you're missing nothing. Have been watching series 6 of Shameless on youtube, thought it was pretty good. Just finished watching episode 15 where Debbie (or a body double) finally gets her tits out, delighted. Liked the parallel with Fiona from series one as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'll be watching this: Tourettes - John Is Not Mad, New Episode next thursday at 9 on bbc 1 in the clip he punched a woman in the face while in the supermarket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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