. . . . . yes, that is what has got us to third place.

 

Jimmy (as Graham Spiers said) is doing rather well for a buffoon.

 

Well fucking done JC. Get it right fucking up them!

 

Oh and while I'm at it, Strachan, get yourself fucked too! 

To be honest, I'm surprised Levein has been in charge fourteen games in the competition.

 

And before you start Stoney, Calderwood's record - good enough to get through the group stage. Levein's - not.

To be honest, I'm surprised Levein has been in charge fourteen games in the competition.

 

And before you start Stoney, Calderwood's record - good enough to get through the group stage. Levein's - not.

 

And two of that group are now in the last 16 of the Chumps League.

 

Stop using facts!

Making things up eh?

 

I suppose Levein being undefeated in the UEFA cup is the gods honest truth

 

those 3 defeats in the group stages when they finished bottom?

getting stuffed by Bordeaux at Tynecastle after winning the away leg?

Chucking it against Stuttgart despite playing against 9 men?

I made all that up you know 

 

If you are desperate for Calderwoods record

 

Played 8

Won 1

Drawn 4

Lost 3

 

But maybe I made that up?

 

Yup you did  check again lavein left hearts before half of those games were played -

 

like i said - stop making things up 

Stop using incorrect facts!

 

To be honest, I'm surprised Levein has been in charge fourteen games in the competition.

 

And before you start Stoney, Calderwood's record - good enough to get through the group stage. Levein's - not.

 

again if you mongs checked you facts before posting shite you would realize that lavein left a long time before half of these games were played.

 

Dont let facts get in the way of your attempt to move the goalposts though

 

a winning percentage of 12.5 is not good enough no matter which way you try to spin these things

 

I didn't post any facts. Though to be brutally honest, if anyone resembles a "mong" around here (I'm presuming you mean Downs Syndrome) it would be you.

See you keyboard hardmen really grind my gears 

See you keyboard hardmen really grind my gears 

 

Don't they just! 

Who the f*ck is Lavein anyway?

 

Lets see now

 

levein was manager when the lost to Feyenord in the group stages and then left for leicester the next week (get your facts right stoney)

so his record is now

 

Played 11

Won 6

Drawn 2

Lost 3

 

You still claim he is undefeated?

Where you getting these 11 games from ?

 

Regardless if those are accurate hes won 6 games to jimmys 1

 

Why don't you just bum lavein (sic) stoney?

 

He can't get it up, he's incompetent.

Your ma didnt say that when i was humpin the shit out of her last night

Your ma didnt say that when i was humpin the shit out of her last night

 

Are you taking viagra for your incompetence?

Where you getting these 11 games from ?

 

Regardless if those are accurate hes won 6 games to jimmys 1

 

 

So whether or not they are accurate he's won 6 to Jimmy's 1?

 

Thanks for that, I needed a laugh!

Are you taking viagra for your incompetence?

 

He was but it had a detrimental effect on his omniscience.

Have i got this wrong but are some trying to suggest that Levein would do a better job than Calderwood?  Is this the same some that want to see entertaining football week in week out?

Have i got this wrong but are some trying to suggest that Levein would do a better job than Calderwood?  Is this the same some that want to see entertaining football week in week out?

 

Shoosh Kow, bringing fangled ideas like facts and shit to this discussion!

Have i got this wrong but are some trying to suggest that Levein would do a better job than Calderwood?  Is this the same some that want to see entertaining football week in week out?

 

I think the fact that he isn't Calderwood would be enough for these fucking plungers. Surely that alone would be enough to bring the missing thousands back to Pittodrie. Never mind the fact "Lavein" generally bypasses the midfield -  his name isn't James Calderwood.

I think the fact that he isn't Calderwood would be enough for these fucking plungers. Surely that alone would be enough to bring the missing thousands back to Pittodrie. Never mind the fact "Lavein" generally bypasses the midfield -  his name isn't James Calderwood.

 

LOL @ your Avatar! 

LOL @ your Avatar! 

 

LAWL at the avatar and "fucking plungers", no heard that for a while!

Where you getting these 11 games from ?

 

 

UEFA Cup 2000-01

 

ÃBV Vestmannaeyjar  0-2 Hearts (Iceland)

Hearts 3-0 ÃBV Vestmannaeyjar

 

VFB Stuttgart 1-0 Hearts (Germany)

Hearts 3-2 VFB Stuttgart

 

UEFA Cup 2003-04

 

Hearts 2-0 FK Željezni?ar (Bosnia)

FK Željezni?ar 0-0 Hearts

 

Bordeaux 0-1 Hearts (France)

Hearts 0-2 Bordeaux

 

UEFA Cup 2004-05

 

Hearts 3-1 SC Braga (Portugal)

SC Braga 2-2 Hearts

 

Feyenord 3-0 Hearts (Holland)

you are aware her last name is lavigne sma crease

 

so basically the choice is between a long ball merchant who gets to cup finals, is making steady progress in the league, has 3 million ish opperating budget and who plays to his own teams strengths.

 

or

 

a long ball merchent who likes to get beat by mickey mouse teams when looking good in cups, has never managed to repeat his one great season and has an opperating budget of almost double the other teams around him.

 

makes sense to me to get rid of calderwood and the 3 million a year extra he is spending, to still be the same place in the league but at least in with a shout of lifting cups.

 

then again whos to say that with the extra cash levein isnt the man to take us past the solid top 6 team we are into a team more of a threat to splitting the old firm. 

Head, brick wall, apply as necessary stoney!