Im on some Caol ila

 

 

What's happening to me? Why can't I just buy lager? Am I getting old? 

 

 

I prefer to think I'm just buying this stuff cos it's from the Shire!

 

Real ale festival for you in June! 

9 Calsberg and 4 Stella. Feel really tired though. Should probably get to bed. And a bit sick. Drunk the beers too fast I think.

I'll go to the real ale festival if you'll go to Lenny D or the mighty Gabberdeen in June! 

 

 

No chance! 

Got a couple of bottles of brahma left in the fridge so finish them off just now.

gadz - wierd bitter taste from that stuff - I got some when it first came oot cos it was mega cheap - never again.

 

 

Tastes as though there's Fairy Liquid in the bottle or something eh?

Brahma is possibly one of the worst beers i've ever had the misfortune of drinking! Absolutely rubbish.

I find it inoffensive, wouldnt buy it myself but if my mate wants to buy it and leave it here - I will drink it. Got to drink what you have available!

 

 

No wonder all they drink is duff, look at the alternatives.

I don't mind Pabst - cheap n nasty, just the way I like it! The trouble n strife, however, does not like it - makes me a bit gassy. 

 

In fact, might crack a can just now!

Why did I drink the brahma last night, back in from a few drinks after work and nothing to drink in the flat 

1 pint of Tropicana Ruby Breakfast juice.

 

Got a 1½ hour drive early tomorrow.

 

Then mates wedding which is a BYOB affair in a hired castle.

 

For my BYOB... 18 bottles Carlsberg Export, 1 bottle Prosecco, 1 bottle Chianti Riserva, 1 Bottle Jack Daniels, 18 tins of Diet Coke.

 

That should keep me going till tea time at least when I might need to drive to the offy!!! 

 

 

You're giving that the thumbs up? That little lot would kill you!

A bottle of harrogate spa still water.

You're giving that the thumbs up? That little lot would kill you!

 

Of course it wouldn't - I had prosecco and wine last Friday night and I was perfectly fine 

 

Forget about the Jack and 18 Carlies! You have little capacity for hooch.

1 pint of Tropicana Ruby Breakfast juice.

 

Got a 1½ hour drive early tomorrow.

 

Then mates wedding which is a BYOB affair in a hired castle.

 

For my BYOB... 18 bottles Carlsberg Export, 1 bottle Prosecco, 1 bottle Chianti Riserva, 1 Bottle Jack Daniels, 18 tins of Diet Coke.

 

That should keep me going till tea time at least when I might need to drive to the offy!!! 

 

I think you may have gone a bit over the top Jager.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

18 tins of diet coke?

About 8 bottles of stellas, 2 glasses of white wine. Although on the way home the box for the stellas wouldn't stay apart so I smashed 5 bottles of Stellas.

About 8 bottles of stellas, 2 glasses of white wine. Although on the way home the box for the stellas wouldn't stay apart so I smashed 5 bottles of Stellas.

 

Nightmare Andrew! Thats why you should always make sure the box is sturdy, or carry it in a strong plastic bag 

Nightmare Andrew! Thats why you should always make sure the box is sturdy, or carry it in a strong plastic bag 

 

I have friends who are over 18 now so alcohol isn't as precious as it used to be.  But yea it is a bit of a nightmare.

alcohol isn't as precious as it used to be.

 

Take that back!! take it back right now!!

 

Alcohol = brilliant

 

not having access to alcohol = rubbish

Take that back!! take it back right now!!

 

Alcohol = brilliant

 

not having access to alcohol = rubbish

 

Before it used to be the best thing ever. Now its best to have friends who are over 18 who can buy the second best thing ever for me. Only 7 exact months to go. 213 days to go.

Before it used to be the best thing ever. Now its best to have friends who are over 18 who can buy the second best thing ever for me. Only 7 exact months to go. 213 days to go. 

 

"The secret alcohol diary of Andrew aged 17 and 152 days" !! 

 

As it's now not "the best thing ever", and is now "the second best ever thing for me", what is now the best thing ever?? 

Back on topic..... too much! 

 

Pints, voddie and baileys.

 

Bedtime, night night! x 

Last night I was in the Grill, asked for a Rusty Nail and was told "We don't do cocktails"

 

Last night I was in the Grill, asked for a Rusty Nail and was told "We don't do cocktails"

 

 

A top pub! 

 

I once asked the barmaid in the Three Lums if she had Crabbies.  And I got a slap!