Jagerdeen Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 1. The Herring Gull (Larus argentatus) flocks over pittodrie can reach numbers in excess of 50 gulls at any one time. 2. Don't spend too long eating yer pie or said Herring Gulls will sense dinner and head in for the kill. 3. It's a long way from the top of section Y to the bottom when you're tumbling head over heels. 4. Football is not worth the £21 ticket. 5. If you stand at the top of section Y your shadow is cast onto the pitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 6. There is no middle ground between the JMG and the JIG brigades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Bobby Clark Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 8. sometimes apathy is just too difficult to attain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oxford Don Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 9. You get a better class of lunatic in Section Y than you do in the top deck of the RDS. 10. Games in which Aberdeen are at home to teams from lower in the league whom we're expected to beat are invariably dreadful, disappointing affairs which end in draws. 11. NEVER, EVER include Aberdeen on a fixed-odds coupon (see #10). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownyBrown Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 12. Some Aberdeen fans really are only here to see The Rangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 14. We're Red. 15. They're Dead 16. We're bouncing on their heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swaddon Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 17. Pittodrie is one of the coldest places on Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanderark14 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 18. Richie Byrne is not a footballer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 2nd only to arbroath in the snow or inverness on a sunday night for 6.05 ko 17. Pittodrie is one of the coldest places on Earth. 18. The boilers in teh ground are the best sweets in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstar Tradesman Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 19. Not booing a player is our way of telling him we like him. Actually singing his praises would be frowned upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstar Tradesman Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 20. We'll chant the good name of AFC, wax lyrical about our club, travel great distances to watch them play spending thousands of pounds to do so, but wearing their colours on a match day is out of the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilbobaggins Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 20. Losing 6-0 to Livingston is neither entertaining nor exciting. 21. Ebbe Skovdahl is a fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilbobaggins Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 21.5. Taking your clothes off, including just removing a t-shirt, in a public bar will never, ever be cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 20. Losing 6-0 to Livingston is neither entertaining nor exciting. 2. Ebbe Skovdahl is a fanny. It was 6-1 22. Every ref in scotland hates us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstar Tradesman Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 23. AFC highlights are only ever 3 seconds in length and will only ever be played after the witching hour after a whole hours worth of wanking over "great" and "exciting" teams who are below us in the league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reekie_Red Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 24. To people standing at the top of Section Y - the Pittodrie pitch is the most unique in that there is no corner at the junction of the Merkland and Main Stands. 25. If Aberdeen have to raise their game, they will win 26. If Aberdeen are favourites, they will lose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mg_don Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 27. After every win AFC are always said "to be turning the corner" - the same corner we've been turning for years. 28. Anybody who is ex- Dundee United,Dunfermline or Dutch Sunday League would be worth signing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstar Tradesman Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 27. After every win AFC are always said "to be turning the corner" - after turning the corner 4 times we're actually back to where we started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oxford Don Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 29. It is unreasonable to expect the club to sign a genuine, dedicated and decent left-back. 30. I am now 30 years old and have given up all hope of the Dons winning at Ibrox again in my lifetime. 31. There is more than one way to skin a Ricky Foster. 32. Funny, inventive and original chants about AFC players are to be treated with a mixture of suspicion and fear. All chants about players must consist only of a monotonous drone in which the player's name is incanted ad nauseam as if trying to put a curse on said player instead of sing his praises. 33. If someone attempts to start a funny, inventive and original chant about a player he must be drowned out with the usual quasi-Satanic drivel. 34. AFC do not win games comfortably. Even in matches where we have played the other team off the park and are winning 3-0 with 20 minutes to go, it is obligatory that there will be a fluke goal for the opposition leading to panicky defending, 14 men behind the ball and heart failure for those of us watching from the stands. 35. There will be no steak pies left by the time you reach the front of the queue, so don't even ask [has anyone actually successfully procured one of these mythical items? Do they in fact exist? If so, do you have to reserve them prior to kick-off, or perhaps several days in advance? Please enlighten me]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scunnered999 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 36. the Broadhill is a classy drinking establishment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlg1903 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 The pain that women experience during childbirth is nothing compared to pain AFC have inflicted on their fans in the past 20 years. Therefore number 37 is that I can only conclude that the modern Aberdeen fan is a masochist. 38. Stuart milne is bald but used to wear a silly wig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunk Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 27. After every win AFC are always said "to be turning the corner" - the same corner we've been turning for years. 39. After 10 years, someone has worked out we are stuck on a roundabout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGB Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 40. The lesser known Stoneysappian or Negativstonius can not be found within the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Saturdays the day to get behind the team i only moan on the internet - i thought that was what it was for, well that and porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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