Firstly no intention to wind up Rico ( but it is a bonus) by starting this more than forty eight hours ahead of January window closing BUT as a squad we are all over the fucking place and even at this early stage I would imagine we all would have opinions on what need to happen over the summer.

Appreciate that certain things might be addressed in the remaining forty eight odd hours of the winter one BUT given our performance to date, coupled to us being manager less, I wouldn't stake any money on it

Thoughts lads and lassies 

11 hours ago, OrlandoDon said:

But you can’t argue he didn’t have an influence on last season, and has been more impactful than others.
 

I'm not.

But there's a big leap between "has made an impact" to "only Nisbet and Miovski have been better than him".

Nisbet is a frustrating player.  10 Scotland caps five years ago, if he had been doing things properly he should have had 50 caps by now and been away to the world cup.  Both Adams and Dykes are around the 50 cap mark.  He must look at Shankland and wonder how he has been overtaken by him and others in the pecking order.  It is not like our national side is blessed with a lot of striking talent.  

9 hours ago, wokinginashearerwonderland said:

Nisbet is a frustrating player.  10 Scotland caps five years ago, if he had been doing things properly he should have had 50 caps by now and been away to the world cup.  Both Adams and Dykes are around the 50 cap mark.  He must look at Shankland and wonder how he has been overtaken by him and others in the pecking order.  It is not like our national side is blessed with a lot of striking talent.  

He needs to do way more and more consistently to get into the equation. It’s a shame, I was hoping he might start to kick on in the latter part of the season but it never happened. You’d like to hope that missing out on the squad should be a kick up the arse.

I still cannot believe that the club think that Olusanya is the answer. Folk hiding behind his stat that he had two assists, it hides the fact that he was absolutely horseshite for the rest. Gueye actually scored goals, created and was a legit madman. This guy has none of that. Admittedly he draws fouls but I think that’s due to clumsiness more than anything else. In summary? I’m no happy 😂

19 hours ago, Don Julio said:

92/93 season AFC top scorers:

Shearer 27

Paatelainen 20

Booth 19

Jess 16

And we didn’t win anything…

Scored 87 goals in the league and not one penalty given for us. Let that sink in. I was/am always furious about that

On 09/06/2026 at 21:39, Don Julio said:

92/93 season AFC top scorers:

Shearer 27

Paatelainen 20

Booth 19

Jess 16

And we didn’t win anything…

What a fucking line up.

 

We'd romp the league now with that four in the line up.

 

We'll never see that again.

Those numbers are just beyond comprehension. 
 

The day of the cup final was the day of my final exam at university. I ran home, grabbed my stuff and caught a train to Edinburgh. No ticket - just wanted to be able to watch it on tv.

Two tinnies in on the train I realised I’d answered the exam question completely wrong.
 

And we lost.

I still can’t believe we lost that cup final. We played them off the park. 
 

Total carnage outside 

22 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

I still can’t believe we lost that cup final. We played them off the park. 
 

Total carnage outside 

We played them off the park a number of times that year but Goram was our nemesis in a few games

Edited June 11Jun 11 by KGB

33 minutes ago, KGB said:

We played them off the park a number of times that year but Goram was our nemesis in a few games

Yeah the one we lost at Pittodrie when Stench scored was probably Gorams best game for the Huns 

That was shooty in for 90 mins and we just couldn’t squeeze the ball round the fat bastard 

No loss. Thought he looked poor every game I saw him play.  

Yep, good move. Not the answer.

An interview with the boy we’ve signed from Leyton Orient (Jappy, or Mbappe or something?) on Red TV suggests that he’s a central defender who fucks not about, and sounds like potential skipper material. If we find out that he makes his ain skirlie, and has always “looked out for the Maroons’ result” as he exits the pitch with a namby-pamby striker’s scrotum stuck to his studs, he’ll do for me. 

Dave Richards

Jesus Christ, have we really sunk that low 😮

Must be an “any warm body” replacement for Suman to sit on the bench. Which seems pointless as we already have Suman. Unless we’re going for the full bifter deaussiefication.

1 hour ago, blinlemon said:

An interview with the boy we’ve signed from Leyton Orient (Jappy, or Mbappe or something?) on Red TV suggests that he’s a central defender who fucks not about, and sounds like potential skipper material. If we find out that he makes his ain skirlie, and has always “looked out for the Maroons’ result” as he exits the pitch with a namby-pamby striker’s scrotum stuck to his studs, he’ll do for me. 

We thought the same about one Anthony Stewart!

 

Also, does he use the incorrect term 'chippy' though or the correct 'chipper' for ordering the teams chipper suppers?

Important for when we're coming back up the road after skelping the cheeks or other inferior teams.

Chippy should never be an accepted term from any Aberdeen captain or fan.

There are a few things that make Aberdonians look like the slack jawed carrot crunching yokels we all think you are 

1. Singing ‘In your Glasgow Slums’ in places like Motherwell & Paisley 

2. Saying ‘chipper’. Do you think Miller, McLeish and Ferguson called it a chipper? Did they fuck 

3. The funny accent 

6 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

There are a few things that make Aberdonians look like the slack jawed carrot crunching yokels we all think you are 

1. Singing ‘In your Glasgow Slums’ in places like Motherwell & Paisley 

2. Saying ‘chipper’. Do you think Miller, McLeish and Ferguson called it a chipper? Did they fuck 

3. The funny accent 

Who is this 'we' you mention?

Those unfortunates not to have been born in an AB postcode area?

We do try and accommodate you unfortunates, but 'chippy' is never acceptable.

I'm away back to crunching my carrots.

😄

 

 

 

I answered a spiritual calling to the one true mother church of Pittodrie. You Wurzels just got lucky with geography 

That makes me the toppest of top reds 

1 hour ago, Mason89 said:

I answered a spiritual calling to the one true mother church of Pittodrie. You Wurzels just got lucky with geography 

That makes me the toppest of top reds 

I bet your spiritual guide kens it's a fuckin chipper.

42 minutes ago, RicoS321 said:

I bet your spiritual guide kens it's a fuckin chipper.

And the Lord said, ‘Let there be chippys’ 

4 hours ago, Mason89 said:

I answered a spiritual calling to the one true mother church of Pittodrie. You Wurzels just got lucky with geography 

That makes me the toppest of top reds 

When will southern imposters like you learn Wurzels (other than the fella from Penicuik) are Somersetian - not Aberdonian, or generically country dwellers.

I can confirm, having lived in the AB postcode area from 1971-2001, that Miller et al all went through conversion therapy to spik right upon signing, and all 100% went to and owned chippers.

17 hours ago, CurlsLikeTattie said:

Miller et al all went through conversion therapy to spik right upon signing, and all 100% went to and owned chippers.

Aye, but he canna fry fash. 
In a chipper, of course. 

23 hours ago, TheDonbytheDee said:

We thought the same about one Anthony Stewart!

The fuck ‘we’ did. 😵 

He was imposed on us by that fucking fraud Jute cunt Goodwin, who has further to fall even from his current position in charge of the wankers’ wankers. 

All quiet here! Maybe all our targets are busy playing at the World Cup…