Madbadteacher

We are way too fucking soft and way too fucking profligate! I take it that it was a penalty?

Out At home, not working, ill. Online whilst watching rich-bastard's league game on TV Still at home Scrappy 1-0 Low

Aye, but we all know there'll be 5 penalties for the tax-cheats in the second half

Hughes can just fuck off!

Oot (as ayeways) Up at 6:30am (local) to watch the Epl Online More EPL (Whilst ironing) 0-0

Dear Mr McInnes Maybe should have signed another defender or two? Yours, MBT

Sounds like we were robbed of a penalty as well?

Oot Bed Bed Bed 4-0 us Rooney

Think they already did a few times

Shouldn't the SPLFAWeegieDuys not just give rasellikbyraway the title now?

She's been deid for years, that was obviously a Dr Who style mannequin thingmy

And if it's only a quid, how bad does Ashley feel about the poisonous former huns that he HASN'T invoked it?

I now fear Reynolds getting injured on Scotland duty..........

80K per week allegedly

Seriously 16M for Wellbeck? 16.00 would be more like it!

So, we're short of defenders, lets send a proven one out on loan?

Got Aldi's in Illinois

Man Utd are really poor.

ManYoo look pretty poor, and despite Jon Champion's bullshit Wooney looks like he should be playing for Ayr U not Man U. Ber Van Gaal gets more time/sympathy than Moyes though....

A shite day made even shite-ier! Thank you AFC Wanks!

Oot (nae fuckin' surprise there loons and quines) Some shite EPL game on NBCSN Online (fucked, having to rely on BBC as RedTV pissed me off once too often last season, and no-one seems to go to online chat here anymore (is it even working properly yet?) Probably more EPL shite 0-3 McGinn, Reynolds & Badpenis

I see Barry the crab rolled over for his dead former team!

Just phoning in their performances?

Remember..........................1979........................we lost 0-3 to DAB first game of the season...............look what happened! BELIEVE

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