Madbadteacher

Duff by name.......? Would Hillary Duff be a better bet?

Naw, too fucking scared to abuse her

She's buggered off to Livi for a couple of weeks to do "stuff" she can't do here.

The only abuse I'm planning on Saturday is alcohol

Yeeeehaaaa! Now a hat-trick from him on Saturday for the icing on the cake!

Daimh Crossing Point (on CD....nane of this MPiPod stuff) One of my colleagues is a member of the band!

Aye. Lee Miller will be on fire trying to impress high-flying Euro hopefuls Blackpool!

Another glamorous club in for one of ours then.

As always, whilst they're in red (or white or yellow and black, whatever) they will get 100% support from me.

Maybe Willie's got his eye on the job for himself and is "helping" remove the players he doesn't want, before rebuilding in the summer.

I would be delighted to see BN stay, along with ZD. I wouldn't mind the board "improving" their offers to achieve this. However.....it sets a precedent that any "key" player will reject the "final" offer cause they'll think "I've got the club over a barrel" and other players will then want the same in terms of £s as the "top earners". Can of worms possibly?

Ah, but I am happy with my current employer, even if I would get paid more at a bigger school for the same job. Loyalty. (And just cos we're a small school it doesn't mean I work any less hard) ("balls off" indeed Nellie)

So? I'm pissed off, let me rant!

Why replace him, play with 10. Did Jimy no say it was harder to beat 10 men?

Hart's unhappy with his pay? Tell ye what Michael. Come do my job (by the way you'll need to spend 4 years +1 postgrad at yer ain expense qualifying first, then one year on probation (still effectively qualifying)) then actually have to work your fucking balls off. Wanna swap for my pay dude? Didn't fucking think so, you mercenary little waste of skin

All of who?

Ho hum. Players leave clubs happened in the past to "future scottish internationals" like, err, Rowson(?) and I'm sure others that have really "lit up" football with their mediocre clubs, but they make money, and don't disappear without a trace. Goodbye, goodluck, goodriddance!

Or he could be "guaranteed" £8K a week for 3 or 4 years, playing or not???

Did Jimmy not claim something along the lines of "Zander has said he'd sign, but his agent...blah, blah, blah..." a few weeks ago? Did I not say that sounded very ominous? If ZD really wants to stay, has publicly (or privately said so) yet leaves now then his agent should be investigated. I suspect (cos I'm a suspicious so and so) that several of the players would stay, but their agents only get more filthy lucre if they sign megabucks (well relatively) deals for mediocre city fc in engerlaaand. Frankly I'd shoot all of them! (agents that is)

And we never have total-shite-spouted-as-gospel on here? Anyway he told me he was off to Man U to replace Ronaldo when he goes to Real.

Is that really the level of "ambition" for our players? Wolves, Preston, Leicester? Just ewehn exactly were any of them in Europe? Or in a cup semi? Or am I mistaking "ambition" for "dosh"?

So 5live = 5-0 home win? I'll settle for that

Aye, but wasn't that the plan with JackieMac?

We could swap Mikey Hart for Boruc? If you want to believe the rumours.

Naw. Married twice! (so far)