Madbadteacher

I've always loved Hampden since my first visit (to the Final in '82)

Play the Falkirk game "for real" until half time. Then eithet a)We're not winning, give the game to Falkirk, fuck the jambos b) We're 2 up. Suggest to Hughes (a hibbie if I'm not mistaken?) he can "help" us fuck the jambos if we get a shitload in the second half. Win, win?

I bet the hunday mail are furious this wasn't out before the sellik game. Memo from bigot HQ to Zander....get yer birthday earlier and the pics up sooner!

Really? First time for everything I suppose.

Ernie Winchester had a great goals to games ratio........

I want to win EVERYTHING!!!!!

Who, exactly, was the last ExDon to "set the heather alight" in the EPL (Or even chumpionship)?

They're all just mercenary gits these days.

So who do we have that's rough and tough to play the hammer-throwing timothy's? Err................... ..............anyone?

OK FJ, done! Jimmy said "He was too much of a character to have around the place"

Is he no the woofter that plays Captain Jack in Torchwood?

We're NOT a reserve side?

As I forecast, they equalise late late into "injury" time. The ref would have kept it going until they scored.

Most clubs have their "own" paper Celtic news Hun times Daily rangers etc. We must be the only Major club with an "Anti-paper" caled the Evening Depress. AFC, you couldna make it up!

Robbed! Still doen't explain or excuse Killie, CIS semi etc, etc........

Is he actually that fast? Certainly can't run with the ball.

So where's our £2M Jimmy? Willie? Stewartie? Eh? EH? EH?

Who's greatest hits?

Aren't they called "Professional Footballers"? Seems a hell-of-a-lot of them aren't awfy "professional" about whatever a player's equivalent of "continuing professional development" is. I have to ( aye, HAVE TO) do a minimum of 40 hours a year, recorded and approved, contractually. Just what exactly are they doing?

Ok some chumpionship (It's division 2 to me and always will be!) neaboddies will poach JC and team away from us with the lure of "loadsamoney" and the chunce to "prove himself" in engerlaaaand? We get compensation? We'll need to spend most of that (if not more) just to prise someone else out of a job to come here (if we can even attract someone half-competent) and there'll still be nothing to splash on players. Who, exactly, is going to come to Pitoddrie? Another Div 1/2/3 "Good young manager", because they work out well don't they? Another SPL manager, well who exactly? Some flash useless git fae englaaand? Baxter or someother no-talent from Europe? Not trying to defend ALL of JC's bizarre selection/tactical decisions, or his useless blabberings to the press, but if he goes I don't exactly see us being any better off.

He has never convinced me on what I've seen on TV and the (far too) few games I can make. Give him 2 seasons in the Highland League getting "physical" matches, see how many he plays or is fit to finish, see if his "performance" or goal scoring matches his ego. (By his reckoning it should be 60 a season doon there). Then see if he's good enough for a start.

Fa next? Fa else has played for us and Dunfermline........... .............................and is shitE

Use supporters world-wide as "first level" scouts. If they see a player who could enhance ther team, let them tell AFC about it. Canna be any worse than JCs "contacts"?

Lightweights!

Old enough to remember him though...... '72 to '75 ish period?