Madbadteacher

You'd think they'd eventually get bored signing all OUR targets. Do they have worse scouts than us? "Heh min, abehrdeen want this guy whey don't we sign him"?

Means they can't play AGAINST the filth....usual spoiling tactics.

You missed Ernie McGarr...another Scotland cap (if I'm not mistaken)

What if you're old and you ARE the toyboy?

132. Jimmy Calderwood: Scottish Slimmer of the year

Has to be TO! Hooooooooot!

131. Rangers admit it was all their own fault they didn't win the SPL, UEFA, CL, Ascot, Wimbledon, The Open, The Boat Race, Big Brother, X Factor, The Lottery, Copa America and Eurovision. Wasn't fixture congestion.

Surprise! The online daily (stuck)record puts a negative slant on it..... http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football-news/scottish-football/2008/06/12/aberdeen-boss-jimmy-calderwood-won-t-get-a-penny-from-shirt-deal-86908-20604161/

113. Pundits united in praise of Aberdeen 114. New AFC kit greeted with fans enthusiasm

Nope. I just value quality of life and am very happy at my current place of work

101. Murdo Macleod voted Dons fans favourite pundit!

No, actually I wouldn't.

It's the only firm offer he has (as far as we know), he has an opportunity of European football (no, seriously, don't laugh), stability for at least a couple of years, he doesn't actually have a job at present...... ....but of course, Rochdale offers a great challenge!

Arsehole!

RIP Jimmy.

Where's Mixu's brothers?

Is there not some gadgie by the name of Lovell who's about to be relaesed by his club? Oh, aye, oops!

Signs for Doncaster, doesn't "do himself justice" due to lack of appearances, comes back on loan to Falkirk.

But that's 4 words!

OK. Ta. Couldna see it.

a) They were Marathon bars in them days b) Was it no (allegedly) a Mars bar anyway?

Any of these?

I am crap but enthusiastic. I'm Ritchie Byrne

Lack of commitment eh?

We didn't have a sending off?