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Thank fuck for that. For a minute there I was worried we were looking at some decent players.

There's zero chance we'll end up with the Euro. The beauty of independence is that we can decide all those things. There would be a lengthy transitional period obviously. Initially things like the NHS would be shared. It is and was never going to be easy but, honestly, I'll be fucking embarrassed if we pussy out because we're worried about teething issues. Norway had a very tough transition when they broke away from Sweden but it's fair to say they've done pretty well. It's going to be hard but nothing that's worth doing is easy. Just because it's going to be tough doesn't mean we shouldn't do it.

The Nadal rumours have been doing the rounds for years. I'd be surprised if it was true.

There's no disputing he's not exactly a grafter but he scored 22 goals for a shite Killie team so he's doing something right! Still no question from me. I'd definitely sign him.

I'm still hoping we spring a surprise and get Shinnie in.

One poster I know who no longer posts places the blame squarely on the constant use of puns. Every thread would turn into a pun competition. Glad we punted him.

Correct decision. Best for all concerned. Do we think that this means we have a deal for a certain striker tied up?

In. South. 3-0 Boyd hat-trick.

Devil's Knot is nae bad.

I'd rather listen to Coldplay.

Saw A Million Ways to Die in the West last night. Highly amusing. If you like Family Guy (and who doesn't) you'll like this.

Fingers crossed.

That's what a tabloid said ergo Milne definitely did not say it.

We've dished out more than our fair share of vitriol towards him too. Proven goalscorers will always be welcome at my club by me if they perform.

Maleficent is good. Having low expectations going in probably helped.

Fuck them. I'd love to see that fat hun cunt in a skin tight Dons top.

FFS sake. Traffic will be a nightmare.

Funster? Nae been logged in for a couple of months now.

That'd be really tremendous.

Yes. Although if I was a rapist I'd be offended by that.

We only lost twice in games that Logan played in.

Apparently he's not a Lord. And the House of Lords had to write to him to ask him to stop claiming to be a Lord.

Moyes = £££££ Larson = ££ So my money's on Larson.

This is my take on it.