Tyrant

As long as Deek doesn't rush into a decision. Maybe he should sleep on it first.

McGinn is the best footballer at our club. We'd miss him hugely despite his dip in number of goals scored. If this is true (which is unlikely as it's in The Sun) then it's a worry. We must ensure we get the right fee so we can set about the task of finding a replacement.

Aye but Clangers has an almost decade long history of being a dos cunt. Whereas you don't (as far as I know.) I have zero faith in him being able to coach a young goalkeeper to know when to come off his line and when not to and when to come for crosses etc. There's a chance that he could be a good coach but I think it's a really small chance. And the things I've heard about his personality are less than favourable. Apparently he bitches about folk behind their backs.

It would be like Andy Murray hiring Tim Henman as his coach. No point. He's not going to get anything out of it. (Not even an improved volley)

As long as any offers accepted take into account our now much healthier (and debt free) financial status. For the first time in decades our books are balanced and we don't need to accept just any cash that's offered.

How is he still in his job? He's a confirmed liar. How can he still be doing his job? Unreal.

Giving the post to Langfield will devalue the position completely.

I can honestly say for the first time in memory that I don't think creatinging chances has been a problem. But we have been guilty of wasting them. Shankland comes to mind. He's missed an absolute sitter or two. Maybe it'll just click for him once he gets his first but we don't need passengers in the team and right now that's what he is. He's not the only one guilty of missing chances of course. We definitely need to be more clinical next season.

To be honest I thought the boy was kidding. Didn't think it was actually a possibility.

Is there a list of potential 1st round opponents? And then 2nd round etc? I'd like to go back to Holland but I can't be arsed with the trouble that came along with it. Germany or Belgium would be good.

Luckily I haven't renewed my season ticket yet. FFS.

Mad Max was just about passable.

Fit's all this about a leaked memo? I think I've missed all this.

Fuck sake Shankland

Only myself and Dandy are now possible winners. If Dons win then I'll win my 2nd title. If the Dons lose the glory will go to Dandy. If it's a draw then no one wins.

Nice one! Hopefully his games for the development side mean he's up to speed (as much as he can be at least!)

Sounds like the club's choice to me. Wonder what's behind this? Surely an indication from DM McInnes that the goalkeeping has been a problem recently. We all knew that but we weren't sure if Deek knew it. Maybe now we have our answer. I would think Clangers' position is now untenable too. Or maybe I'm reading way too much into it.

As much as I'd love mankind (the race, not the wrestler) to break free from the shackles of the all mighty dollar I don't think the Venus project is the way to go. As well as a transitional period which seems which seems next to impossible to me there's the small matter of humans, by nature, being greedy cunts. This would lead to resentment and I just don't think it would work. I think they're going on the right lines there though. I don't profess to have all the answers but the system we have's days are very much numbered.

Not a player but I'm hearing Leighton is gone. Not sure if his choice or the club's.

Do we reckon Russell will start? I'd be very surprised if he got any more than a token couple of minutes at the end?

Aye but their lust for notoriety causes them to be apart from "normal" supporters. They can sit anywhere they want. It's not an official placement by the club. Nor does it need to be.

There's already a singing section?

Money is the route of all evil. There's a quote somewhere that says "If everyone fully understood the banking system there'd be a revolution overnight". I can't even think about it because it boils my piss so much because it's basically legal corruption. You pay back £1.80 for every £1 you borrow with a mortgage and the frustrating (putting it very fucking lightly) thing is that that money does not, has not and will not ever actually exist. It's just numbers on a computer. The Venus Project (Jacques Fresco) is a fucking interesting alternative.

Everyone knows all of those things.

I thought Van Praag was the strongest candidate outwith Step Ladder.