Tyrant

Did you get the dreaded phone call about losing your pension if you voted Yes too? Great decision, guys. Looking forward to 40% local authority cuts.

I've really liked what I've seen so far of Ward. He comes for crosses. It's such a luxury for me to see that. He's easily better than what we had before if not the finished article.

Well that was a game of two halves. They clearly have some players but we treated them like Bayern Munich in the first half. Far too much respect. I'm quietly confident about next Thursday. We're a good team as well and more than capable of beating them. Their keeper looked dodgy as fuck. Now it's their turn to make the marathon journey. How well do they generally travel? Not well I'd bet? I didn't think Jack had a particularly good game but I liked seeing him noise up some of their players a bit. Heid first on Thursday!

All the Scott Allan stuff has come from the forums. And papers reporting it. It's actually quite embarrassing.

Will it not go up to £2m if we were to reach the group stage?

A lot to do with their differing attitudes I suspect.

This was never and will never be my problem with Langfield. My problem with him is that he's shite but always ready with another excuse for being shite or a downright denial that he is shite. The infamous "Why would I work on my kicking when I'm happy with my kicking form?" tweet is a prime example of his sheer dos-cuntery. He might be a nice guy but I'll be glad to see the back of him as the Aberdeen goalkeeper.

For anyone needing to watch the game slyly at work you might want to download the World TV Plus free app (available on iOS). It's full of adverts but better than nothing. A lot of different things available to watch.

Exactly. We invited them on far too much and got punished. Their first goal was classy but happened because we were happy to watch them attack us. Their second goal was a fluke but it's still a case of if you don't buy a ticket you won't win the raffle. He should have been closed down quicker.

Any club/business would be bat shit mental to accept an offer from Sevco of payment in installments. I hope Hibs stay strong over this.

Well, like everyone else I shat myself for about 60 seconds last night before pulled the goal back. Glad the job is done. Goodwillie, over the two legs, has been superb but Shinnie was MOTM the match for me.

Almost sure that's nae mine. I sold mine to some nut case from Dunfermline.

138 eh? Living the dream. Linky linky min! Been looking for a second car with turbo recently. Admittedly something newer ideally but nae fussy.

You still working oot at the back of beyond, Jager, min? Fit you driving these days?

Dream move to England.

I'll settle for a cunt as long as it's not a corrupt cunt.

Don't underestimate the positive effect a keeper that actually shouts and comes for crosses will have.

Shite draw. Probably the worst of the lot. Again! 10 FC Kairat Almaty (KAZ)/Alashkert FC (ARM) vs 5 HNK Rijeka (CRO)/Aberdeen FC (SCO)

I always thought the "gulf in class" between us and them was overstated. Although I didn't know much about them. Truth be told I'd never heard of them before the drew a few weeks back. Having said that that result was above and beyond what I'd hoped for. We were lucky early on that they were wasteful. But we weathered the early storm and were clinical (for once!!) The tie's not done though. Same again next week. Hit them on the counter. We need to be tighter at the back because although we didn'ce concede last night we really should have. Thoroughly impressed with the whole team. Shinnie, Ward, Logan and Goodwillie stood out for me. Thoroughly enjoying seeing Shinnie play in a Dons shirt.

I drove past (or attempted to) on my way to Asda on Tuesday. It was chaos. I had to take a detour because the water was too deep to drive through. DM was standing outside looking on looking rather concerned. By the time I got back from Asda they'd closed the road. Don't think the game is in danger but the club shop was breached. As well as the Golf Club across the road.

Clangers, min, gies a shout if you need a hand with moving yer stuff down the road.

I'd recommend Sprite as an accompaniment.

Nah min. Bandy's gone.