Anything that Merse says. How that dos cunt earns a living from talking about football when he has an extremely poor grasp of English is beyond me.
The one I agree with you most about, Bobby, is the "the football club" one. Fuck off. You don't need to specify the sport that that particular club plays. It happens all the time. More and more people are doing it and it winds me right up. The rest of them are cliches but don't put me up nor down in all honesty.