Tyrant

True but it also means we'll be paying him much more for even longer for doing the same on the pitch - next to feck all.

If I said I was particularly happy about this I'd be lying.

Eoin Jess is still my hero.

That's harsh. Not more than a booking.

Magical. Good news. Had the same concerns about the shortness of contract but can AFC afford more than a 2 year deal? If he does well in his first 6 months get him signed up for another year or two. Same goes for Lee Miller.

Time to ban Stoney again.

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Aye, next.

Wear less Stone Island gear then and you're less likely to be "targeted".

I think that's looking at things very optimistically. Training facilities etc would cost money. Council aint going to cough it up. Same goes for a new railway station. I'd love to be wrong here but no fucking chance. Personally I love having Pittodrie down at the beach and I don’t want that to change. Also, sticking it on the southern edge of the City just panders to the opposition!

Hope they don't build it in Cove. What a disaster of an idea.

Some of what you've been drinking, please!

As soon as a player demands a wage he'll sign for someone else. JC: Sign for us and come and play in Scotland. Player: Dunno, like! JC: Aw, go on! Player: Hmmmm. JC: Ye can drink as much as ye want! Player: Hmm. Maybe. What would you be able to offer in terms of a wage? JC: Ye want a wage? Player: Yes. JC: Ah..

Last I heard Mulgrew was staying with Wolves.

Aye but that doesn't make me feel any better because he probably wasn't on that much and what's the likelyhood of his replacement being as able?

Sorry.. did what with Touzani?

Ok I'll give you that one. Obviously the official AFC site hasn't been updated yet.

It's not nonsense. It's one of our rising young defenders otherwise known as neil McVittie. The nick name needs no explanation. And for the record.. I've not deleted a single post. Yet.

He'll still sign too. And if he doesn't do you think his replacement will be better?

Biscuits!!

Still have an inkling he'll sign on for us.

Agreed. Where's Fund-a-Don?

Indeed. I'm going to hit the ban button.