Tyrant

Ibrox.

How did I know FJ would be the first to point that out?

Does this mean we get Dave Bus back since this was a condition of his transfer?

Wish he'd play like that. Cheerio, Darren.

I hate football.

Never been thrown out but the ones at Dundee/United are a nightmare. Lost the plot a little with one at Tannadice last season because he was telling me I had to sit.. fair enough.. but he spent the whole time pacing about in front of me (blocking my view) looking for folk who were standing and itching to throw them out. I did think I'd be out on my arse for that but by some miracle I remained in the ground. But I voted Ibrox because of this story.. It may be one that Funster was talking about I'm not sure. But there was this young guy stewarding and asking to see people's tickets and if they refused he'd say to the polis man "Can I have this man ejected please. He wont show me his ticket." To which the polis man responded by giving the lad a bit of a talking to. He then fucked off somehwere else to the delight of the Dons fans. I think I even remember him trying to get a lad chucked out even though he had shown him his ticket. Grade A weegie nazi hun c*nt.

Kelt knew.

There's a crowd at these games?

Aye very true. Well done Tricky Ricky.

I have no doubt in my mind that it makes perfect sense to Stewart McKimmie/Charlie Allan.

We'll have the slowest attack in the SPL.

How about offering them the money that was being wasted on Touzani - a player that, as much as he was liked by alot of fans was obviously never going to feature prominantly.

Aye he's well known for being a bit of a miserable c*nt. Happy Birth, though Jim.

Was that a 1 on 1? No there was another game where we were 2-0 down and Mackie scored a 1 on 1 with Boruc and put it through his legs I think. I think it was earlier in the season.

Mackie against Boruc last season at Pittodrie.

Terrible.

Apparently it finished 4-0? Jeezo.

Apparently Bossu and Mair are the "main culprits" so far.

Fairly sure he's a member of the Hunnery.

What's the child price because i ain't paying £12. I'd rather give £12 to.. my credit card company.

Gaven Rossdale as in Gwen Stefanie's other half? Angelica Bell from the kids TV claims to have a soft spot for the Dons I believe.

Same goes for me. I'd move to another city if I got offered the big bucks. Do we actually expect this guy to have a deep love for AFC?

Real fans don't miss games. I myself could only ever dream of being a real fan.