1. Dons (By a million points)
2. Hibs (Free-flowing silky Brazilian football)
3. Falkirk (The Jackie Mac effect along with the amazing youngsters)
4. Hearts (Vast improvement on last seaosn due to being less shite)
5. Celtic (Comfortable top 6 finish. Well done)
6. Inverness (Top 6 again. Heroes)
7. Killie (Decent pies)
8. Hamilton (Shite pies)
9. Motherwell (Lengthy European campaign really took it out of them.)
10. St. Mirren (Fantastic season)
11. Rangers (Do brilliantly and perform above expectation to stave off relegation)
12. Dundee united (It's a cruel game. United to go down despite battling to the bitter end.)
Maybe he's done his homework and he's only too aware of how much Aberdeen dont have a realistic chance of finishing any better than 3rd and he's just not deluding himself?
He wasn't a nice guy when he refused to sign my boot years ago when I was a youngster in the Dons Youngstars. Eoin Jess happily signed my boot but Theo said "No no, No silly things." Was always a grumpy cunt. Decent keeper though!