Tyrant

No because we can't compete with Killie's ability to pay a £20k transfer fee and their wages they offer.

Ah well. At least you managed to get to all our 6/7 goal humpings from Livingston and Celtic!

Same. But not through surgery. Just through not being arsed enough.

Aye noticed that yesterday. Think it will be far less harsh on the nipple though. Some tops are a nightmare for that!

165. Mackie has pace again.

It was just me, guys. Was renewing my season ticket.

My training's been hampered by a niggling toe injury and the uncertainty as to what bloody team I'm playing for!

Me.

I do agree. Not complaining about the lad being given a new contract. Just about the fact that this will undoubtedly count as one of our ten targets on our mad summer signing spree.

Well dont put money on Aberdeen. We never seem to go down no matter how much we deserve to.

Another one of our 10 summer signings then.

Sol Bamba anyone?

FUCK DONSTALK!! I'm off to the Hat!

Fatjim.. there's work to be done here..

I voted for them all. Because I could. Some are less cuntish than others though.

Paul Kane scoring at the Hunnery in a 1-1 draw. First proper bounce and first goal I saw us score at Ibrox.

Dinna worry min. AFC don't bother wi fitness tests.

Don't worry, lads. Jan Koller is mulling over his contract offer with a cup of tea and a custard cream in a wee cupboard room in the Dick Donald stand and will undoubtedly sign any minute.

Is it April the 1st again? Always been a fan of Big Jan. Bet he's great to have about the place.

Midfield. That was a tough one. Althought being a left footed player he can also be used on the left.

Wouldn't say I'm upset about it like. Being upset would imply that I'm remotely surprised that we're turning down the chance of acquiring a decent player.

Haven't seen MUCH of him recently but he's a proven SPL player and was regular in the Wednesday line up. Jimmy was interested in him before and is one of the few players that we're being linked to that actually excites even if it's just a wee bit.

It says he moved to London for family reasons so can't see him being overly keen to join up with us.