Tyrant

I think you should make a point of attending even fewer games and even more bbqs.

Nae bad!

He's a cunt. But I'd be ok with him being our cunt.

Apparently the club want the deal to be 3 or more years but Fraser's agent wants it to be a 2 year deal.

As encouraging as the last sentence is I can't help but feel there's more to it. Otherwise he wouldn't have been sitting on it for 6 weeks surely?

Especially that one where they were offering a sex crazed 17 year old Russian bird.

Absolutely shite. Why the fuck are we fucking scared of those pikey tummy cunts? I don't understand it. They're as weak as they've been in my life time yet all we do is sit back and admire them playing football. Giving them far too much rucking respect, freedom snd time on the fucking ball. Fucking pissed off with the manor in which we pussy out of big games. They are not a particularly good team and there's no reason why we can't go toe to toe with them instead of sitting back shitting ourselves in case the score. Everyone's a cunt.

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As I'm sure they'll do for Fraser. Fraser to get binned early on and put out the game and us to lose by 2 or 3 clear goals. At least one of them, probably the first one thanks to Clangfield.

Calm yer fuckin knickers, folks. It's been sorted. I'd suggest some sort of captcha type thing for signing up so that bots can't sign up and spam us.

Will Smith is an amazing actor. True story.

Just glad to have bagged the 3 points.

I'd still like to see Commons drop dead sustain a slight injury to keep him out of contention for our game.

Joking aside it's a piss take.

Hope Mulgrew tires himself out and gets torn a new arsehole on Saturday.

Must be a good mate! Can't have been cheap going all the way over there for a wedding! How did you get fleeced?

You'll see Big Ben from the London eye so two birds wi' one stone. The Palace is shite. Unless you like big black... gates? Then again I've no time for anything royal. I only went because on my way to Munich we had time to kill at the train station and that was the nearest sight.

Romanov puts £50m price tag on club. Consortium offers £400k. Really?

That sounds mildly xenophobic, MBT. Shocking.

One of my biggest fears since day one of Donstalk is that I knew it would all end up in genocide at some point. I'm just surprised it took this long. I am, however, not surprised that Mizer is involved and probably solely to blame.

ESPN.

No we're always getting spouted that same shite when we sign a Thor Christiansen or a Dyron Daal.

Why do clubs fear rivalry?

That's because he's Scottish. I don't know if they all want him to try and use an English accent instead. But I would've thought winning a medal for "Team GB" would have sent him up in the estimations of the xenophobic English.