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It was a well structured post, one that showed the emotion he was feeling towards you at that exact moment in time. Much better than just saying, "you're a f*cking idiot" for example.
And it was constructive in that it may help you improve your posts, quite a helpful post to be honest as you probably would've taken his words on board.
So in conclusion, that was a structured and constructive post Andrew, as some of your ramblings also make me think "I hope he sh*tes a hedgehog".
In response, Andrew will say something like...