TheChimp

All ticket? You've got to be fucking kidding me?

Aye let's hear it. A PM would be nice.

I did have a check and there is!

Great fun! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/g/gretna/7285324.stm Ok, there's an outside chance of doing it (we'd need St Mirren to beat them tomorrow and Kilmarnock to win at Easter Road on Saturday) but the nail in Gretna's coffin could be nailed at Pittodrie on Saturday. Fuck them. It's almost worth going to the game to laugh at them.

Almost time to get the baloons and streamers out? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7284697.stm

Or they could do a bit in the EE where a player gives a rating on whatever bint they douped that weekend. "This week, Steve Lovell gives his rating on Amy McDonald" "Next week, Zander Diamond gives his opinions on Manky Maggie Proctor fae Torry"

Great minds and all that.

Severin reveals "I'm gonna snap that cunt McGeady". It would be nice, but it isn't going to happen.

The question is how many more pishy newspaper articles will appear this week! It seems that the EE is banned but every other paper is carrying thrice as much coverage. It would be interesting if they said anything other than the usual footballer pish.

A friendly against Man U eh? Well I don't care. It's just a fucking friendly. If we play them in a meaningful fixture then I'll get moist about it.

At least your making it to the pub. I was always under the assumption that the game was on Saturday, and have therefore already made plans for Sunday.

Always remember his goal against Celtic during the relegation run in. Cracker.

Anyone got an email address for the fat cunt?

Aye, right!

What else do you do with a 5 week old corpse?

We're all going to Hampden.

Pieman can get tae fuck!

Tis just a distant memory now.

There must be some guys in Holland thinking he can do a job. What about AZ Alkmaar? We got further in Europe than them. They must be casting admiring eyes over here looking at the man who got taught everything he knows in Holland and took a shower of pish to the last 32?!

Is there a bomb in your cake?

I was in a Munich hotel, cuddling the toilet and staring death in the face. Just now I'm typing stuff on a keyborad.

Could have sworn he was at Swansea.

And if anyone found a jacket in the Sports Bar on Wednesday, geez it back.

Note to self for future trips - don't overdo it on the first night.

I wasn't doing your dirty work.