TheChimp

Daft Punk - Homework

The 17th seems to be the magic day that everyone is pointing to.

Good news. Let's just hope he can improve the stuff on the pitch.

Neither am I. Where's the beer?

Not to be a picky bastard or anything, but the Celtic v Aberdeen game was a cup game, while the forces of evil were involved in a league game.

Deary me. he really doesn't have a clue in the transfer market.

You talking about Clark here?

I fully intend to take a half day anyway!

I'm delighted by this news. More chance of me getting a ticket because there'll be poor folks stuck at work/Haudigan roundabout.

That's what I heard.

I've heard from my source that it's actually going to be....... I've also had a couple of text messages confirming this.

It really is turning into the AFC verion of jamboskickback. People from other clubs will be looking at that site now and think the Aberdeen support are idiots. It's all good in the hood.

Hasn't he to pay for the naughty things he may or may not have been up to?

Where's that nice German website that had a list of players that were coming to the end of their contracts? Someone can scan that for the afternoon and find suitable replacements for Hart and Nicholson. Clark's replacement is me, and I'm doing it for 10 rowies a week.

TheChimp can confirm that there have been mutterings down Edinburgh way about this.

Meh.

The people that have booked up for Munich will go. I'm sure the temptation of gallons of beer will be too much to pass up. Any boycotts will happen at Pittodrie.

With his contract about to expire? Hmmm, I'm putting 2 and 2 together here......

And do you expect the hacks to turn up and ask about the injury situation for the weekend then go home? I've seen this situation coming since 2006. Knowing that a large chunk of the team would be out of contract at the same time was always going to cause problems. As has been said already, fingers have to be pointed at the board and Willie for allowing this to happen.

Wow, everyone is on the ball.

Pfft. It'll be a piece of piss getting a ticket for this game. Unlike the fucking home game.

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I'm going to get tanked up on a shitload of booze. That'll keep me warm.

Hang on, I thought I heard that this morning. Surely not?! I also thought I heard Sneckie on five live this morning.

I'm not particularly bothered about the situation.