TheChimp

I'll bet Jimmy is stuck in 2 minds about this one. On one hand there's a chance for his beloved Rangers to win the Uefa Cup and on the other there's a chance that he'll have to rearrange the flight to Majorca he no doubt has booked for 5pm on the 18th May. I actually wouldn't put it past him to not be in the dugout if the game is played on the Thursday.

Yup, too late. Draw has been made too, so Hibs (probably) will have to play a team from Sweden or the Faroes before having to play a team from Latvia, Israel, Wales or Ireland. Then they can get horsed by Dnipro.

Yes yes, you were right. Anyway, he's gone.

Deckchairs and beers at the ready for the great Tynecastle closing down party!

Modified accordingly.

If this is true then I shall be getting drunker than normal in celebration.

Who's going to the game? More to the point, who cares?!

They've just had their AGM down Tynecastle way. http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/sport/Hearts-shareholders-express-anger-at.3998175.jp I'd imagine that jamboskickback will be a barrel of chuckles this afternoon.

He'll plug the area between the sticks though.

I've never been too keen on Miller. I'm sure people on here will say that his flicks and holding up play has improved over the season, but it's just not enough to merit a similar contract. A big wage cut and a 2 year deal is what I'd give, with more performance related bonuses. Someone should just go up to him and say that the best striker at Pittodrie this season was, for 2 games only, Craig Brewster.

Barry Nicholson Lee Miller Steve Lovell Derek Soutar Richie Byrne Stuart Duff Josh Walker Dave Bus :wave: Sone Aluko Alan Maybury That's pretty much it, although I can see most of them leaving except Souter, Byrne and Duff.

Since the season has finished, it's time to start reminicing about the highs and lows of the season just gone. So I'll throw up some random catagories to kick things off. All pretty self explanitory. AFC Player of the season AFC Goal of the season Bounce of the season Game of the season AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?) And in other catagories SPL Cunt of the season SPL Shitest player of the season Best grub award Best away boozer

I got home at 9pm on Saturday night and just went straight to sleep. Hence I had no hangover to speak of on Sunday.

Was going to head up for the United game, but that idea has been scrapped. The season is finished. See you in August.

Pah! Have whisky!

Come on now. Today is for rash reactions and harsh judgements. In my opinion, right at this moment, everyone associated with AFC can get tae fuck. This opinion might differ tomorrow but whilst I'm drunk and pissed off they can all leave tomorrow. I'm starting to sway towards the opinion that something at Pittodrie is rotting to the core.

Fuckin shite. Shite shite shite shite shite. cunts

I bet you say that to all the ladies.

20 hours and I'll be enjoying my first pint of semi final day.

This is a job for fatshaft I think.

I've rather foolishly made plans for Sunday. Oops!

Jesus, is this just going to be a thread full of fucking newspaper articles?! Fuck that, let's just get excited in our own little way. GETINTAETHEM HEID FIRST MON THE FUCKING DONS!! :ultras: :ultras: :ultras: :ultras: :ultras:

And not with a shattered glass either. I'll buy him a pint, and I may let him touch me too if we win the cup.

I'll be wearing what I normally wear. And I'll be safe enough. I've never lost a jacket at the football. That jacket loss was a hangover related fuck up. I hope Stefan fucking Hitler is enjoying it.