TheChimp

I've been to Hampden once with the Dons, and that was the 1994 Scottish Cup semi final replay against United. Was originally meant to go to the first game but got snowed in (in the middle of fucking April) so was determined to make the replay. Must have been about 12k there, terrible game and United won 1-0. Pish.

Or indeed bumping into someone so hard that they fly back and their head connects with the nose of some other poor fucker?! Or a samurai wound for that matter.

Let the chuckling commence!!!

I'll be fine. I'm hardly ever drunk when I go to Hampden.

There's a good chance. I've to go to a gig at night too.

Hearts? (Actually should wait until we win tonight before throwing around comments like that)

I more excited at the prospect of a few pints. And Saturday.

Going to Hampden 1 Mizer 2-3 Sneckie +1 4-7 Kowalski +3 8-9 Manc_don +1 10-12 Fatjim + 2 13 Edinburghdon 14-17. Andrew + 3 18. DON 71 19 -24 BigAl + 5 25-30 Stonefish100 + 5 31 Ajja 32-39 Wee Toon Red + 7 40-80 Glasgow Sheep +39 guascers 81 Aberdeen_Ladette 82 - 96 Dave min + 13 (all sharing a room in glasgow!) 97-100 The Ferret +3 Room 101. Chimp Not going 1.Dandy_Don 2. Harcus In Canada 1. GETITRIGHTROONYES

Didn't he win a shitload of penalties too? Or was that Robbie Winters?

Come on man, I was doing that at the Inverness game. Is there going to be any EH9 reds left?

And I ruined my t-shirt too.

Fucking architects. My samuri slash was the coolest thing of the day!

Bye Gretna.

Biggest heroes of the day were the kids from Aviemore. First time ever I've heard 'here on your giros' sung at us. Oh how I laughed!

I doff my cap to Aluko, and that's about it. We were so fucking lucky to win that game!

We've just to bend over and take it.

Oh well done. We might have got a crowd for that one.

Sir Alex - Most successful manager in British football history. Man United manager Leighton - Goalkeeping coach at Pittodrie Rougvie - McMaster - McLeish - Birmingham manager Miller - What's his exact job title? Cooper - peterhead manager Simpson - Youth/community coach with the dons? Weir - Youth/community coach with the dons in Glasgow? Strachan - Celtic manager McGhee - Motherwell manager Black - Assistant at Wigan Hewitt - Recruitment manager in Aberdeen?

Get this into your lugs. It's good stuff.

Every time I've gone abroad to see us play, we've lost.

Chris Innes has just been released by Gretna. Now, defender available now, Zander out for a bit, do you wonder what's happening in Jimmy's head just now?!

Surely Jimmy trying to get someone to stump up for decent training facilities too. When's this training bit with the university getting done?

1. Mizer 2. Funster 3. Padre 4. Disco 5. Sheep#1 6. Glasgow Sheep 7. WeeG 8. Bucky Loon 9. Sheep_shagger 10. Nespa 11. Balders 12. BDB 13. 10menwent2mow 14. Chasy 15. BTR 16. Ajja (8:30am train.....choo choo ) 17. me+ a bus of 40 odd i think, who wants a dance? 18. Andrew 19. Chimp Really shouldn't be, but what the hell.

Incidentally, that's where the idea came from. I did just use 'as the crow flies' distances. Couldn't be arsed with actual road/rail distances.