Jupiter

The big question is will the game be on?

Chelsea firing a manager isn't exactly news.

Do any of you guys play those celebrity death prediction games?

Something to do with it being Christmas

The best bit of AFCON is always the witch doctor shenanigans.

Like most pop stars, she can't actually sing.

Some of you guys sound like communists, what the hell is wrong with you?

Mason talking bollocks as usual, there are nutters in every age group.

I see the BBC can't be bothered showing highlights of our game tonight.

Jess was never the same after he broke his leg, and playing in midfield was a mistake.

Surely the Nancy bhoy can't survive this

I thought he'd been deid for about 30 years. I wonder how many other people I think are deid are actually still alive.

Still never going to happen

I don't know why some of you guys are being optimistic, we're going to get hammered tonight.

VAR isn't the problem, it is just a TV replay. The problem is that a lot of referees are incompetent, see the Inter - Liverpool game yesterday for example. That was a blatant dive yet the ref still gave a penalty.

Still never going to happen

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I suppose there will be the usual 12 minutes of injury time to screw us over

One goal up with a few minutes left, we've seen how this ends before.

Here we go, about to throw away another game

That sounds dangerously optimistic

I'm really annoyed about that draw. Imagine waiting 28 years to play a world cup and getting 2 teams we played last time. And Brazil again for the 5th time in a world cup, it would be nice to have played somebody different for a change.

What a load of nonsense, VAR actually costs money.

Getting Brazil and Morocco again is ridiculous. But we could still go through just by beating Haiti, so it will probably come down to goal difference.

Hasn't Charlie Kirk suffered enough?