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Well, fuck him. You only get asked to join the mighty AFC once.

The Beatles - Can't Buy Me Love

Martin O'Neill is on the odds list. Aye, we're looking for a 73 year old who has been at Celtic for three days. I would probably have better odds of getting the job than he does.

Kraftwerk - Tour de France

Queen - A Kind of Magic

Csaba Lazlo is interested according to the P and J.

The Prodigy - Your Love

East 17 - Deep

God has proclaimed that he doesn't want any more "three year projects" at Aberdeen. Hopefully Cormack listens to Him.

We go toe to toe with the Huns again this Sunday 11th January at 4:30 pm for a rematch. And this time, it's personal. I fancy us to draw 1-1.

I hope he comes on late in the game and gets himself a broken foot.

The BBC has put up highlights of a 3-3 draw between us and the Huns from 1997. Thon Brian O'Neil was pish, wasn't he?

Livingston v St Mirren tonight is AFF.

Ryan Mason has been sacked by West Brom. Please let him get the Celtic job, with a name like that.

Robbie Shepherd - Up The Dons

Stevie Wonder - Master Blaster (Jammin')

Liam Rosenior is the new Chelsea manager. It's not clear whether his ability to mastermind a European victory over the mighty Dons was a factor in his appointment.

It was postponed due to their involvement in the Skol Cup semi final.

Neil Lennon to return for a third spell. Alternatively, what is Russell Martin up to these days?

I know I'm drifting off topic here, but I did suggest once on the auld place that a book about the last 25 years of the AFC (2000 - 2025) would be an interesting, if difficult read. The glory years have been written about by many authors over the years, a book which focuses on the less good times needs to be written.

Just because Rangers have changed manager this season, they have to do it twice.

Hear'Say - Pure and Simple

I thought it was Tom Jones who sang "It's Not Unusual", not Elvis Presley.

I don't want to be older than the Dons manager. I feel old enough already. So that rules out Simon Rusk, Scott Brown, Steven Naismith and Michael Skubala.

The First Minister is proposing that Monday June 15th be made a Bank Holiday in Scotland so that people can stay up to watch us play Haiti at 2 am the previous night. He just needs to ask the King (Charlie, nae Joey).