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A hun home game on the telly? Is that allowed?

He'll take one look at the squad and say "You're In a Bad Way".

It's an SFA conspiracy to stop Celtic winning ten in a row or whatever it is they're going for. They're collaborating with the masons and the New World Order to keep Celtic from their birthright.

Is it not better known as a "treat" in the Glasgow slums?

Aye, but reaching it is the bare minimum.

Carly Simon - You're So Vain

If he does get the top job in world football, he needs to be told that Scandinavian managers at Aberdeen are expected to reach the Scottish Cup final in their first season.

"Nisbet makes it four, and the Dons supporters are in Horneland!"

If the game had gone ahead on a sodden pitch, they would have been raging. It's not like Aberdeen FC controls the weather. I suppose they're all experts on sports pitch maintenance as well.

Hibs had a Willie Miller. Clearly a fake copy of the real thing.

The lads didn't put a foot wrong and did everything we expected of them. Hopefully we can build on this and push on to get more tricky games called off.

Aye, but I bet the Old Firm players will only get a finger chopped off. One rule for them...

Might as well get on with the next match if tonight's is aff. If it goes ahead, Aberdeen continue their defence of the Scottish Cup at home to Motherwell on Saturday night at 7:30 pm. It's live on Premier Sports. Last time Aberdeen faced Motherwell at home in defence of the Scottish Cup, Stevie Kirk scored the only goal of the game. Motherwell went on to win the cup. Assuming the pitch has dried out, I fancy us to run out 2-1 winners after extra time.

The SFA chopped his dick off?

Fantastic result, well done to all involved.

I'm nowhere near Aberdeen, but I agree that it's too damp to play.

Snooker commentator John Virgo is away at 79.

I hope the team spend the day in the pub getting hammered. At least then they would have an excuse for getting thrashed.

They should have a town crier delivering the latest manager news outside Pittodrie every day at 10 am. Or have a papal style enclave where they meet to choose a new manager. As soon as we see red smoke pouring out of the Main Stand, we will know if we have a new boss.

The Dandies were battered by Killie It's starting to get a bit silly If we beat the Tic Then I'll cut off my dick So I'm sure I'll be keeping my willy

Apparently, we were looking at Tyler Fredricson of Manchester United, but he's staying put.

I wouldn't mind even if we narrowly lost, as long as the players gave 100%. But there's no chance of that. As soon as they see the green and white hoops, the players will shite themselves and Celtic will get close to, or even surpass, our record home defeat of 0-6. And that's without breaking too much of a sweat.

No you're not. You can string together a sentence. He cannae.

Hibs v Huns finishes goalless.

As long as they go down and we dinna, I'll be happy.