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No, but at least I won't get the blame if we lose.

Fun fact: none of the venues from USA 1994 will be used again in next year's World Cup.

That's a relief, because I wouldn't want us to face Ronaldo, Rivaldo or Bebeto again.

Brazil must be gutted. Every time they have drawn us, they have not gone on to win the trophy. (1974, 1982, 1990, 1998). Optimistically, I think we can get four points and either get through in second place or as a best third place team. Realistically, we'll get battered by Brazil and Morocco, then beat Haiti but miss out on a best third place spot on goal difference.

Liverpool FC - Anfield Rap (Red Machine in Full Effect)

Paul Johnson - Get Get Down

Queen - Death on Two Legs

Wilfried Nancy is the unlucky winner of the race to manage Celtic.

I telt ye there would be goals.

It's often been said that local loons are less popular at Aberdeen than outsiders.

I hope Diana Ross gets another crack at a penalty.

Robbie Williams and the Village People are to perform at the draw on Friday. I'm sure there's some Mexican or Canadian artists who would have liked to have been asked ahead of Stoke on Trent's favourite son.

Contract talks with Polvara are happening and Hibs are sniffing around him like the rabid dogs that they are.

Kylie Minogue - Got to Be Certain

You won't get any hate from me. I'm a man of peace.

Jimmy says that he expects the game to be tough. No shit. They've all been tough recently, because we made them tough. At least he's up front about it.

Lulu - To Sir, With Love

The Prodigy - Ruff in the Jungle Bizness

Cormack just wants to Make Aberdeen Great Again.

Mel Smith and Kim Wilde - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

Big Country - In a Big Country

I wasn't really planning to do Whamageddon this year, which is a good thing, because I was hit at 9 o'clock this morning in the supermarket with the seasonal dirge.

Dave Edmunds - Girls Talk

Barclays were founded in 1690. That'll get the conspiracy theorists excited.

Their bias towards all things Tic It makes me feel thoroughly sick They think they're so good They'll say nothing rude All to please Paddy and Mick